“Age wrinkles the body. Quitting wrinkles the soul.”

        — Douglas MacArthur

“Today I will do what others won’t, so tomorrow I can accomplish what others can’t.”

        — Jerry Rice

“Eagles may soar high, but weasels don’t get sucked into jet engines.”

        — John Benfield

“Fortunately excitement is one of the contagious things children carry.”

        — Tatu Saloranta (@cowtowncoder)

“I follow a healthy lifestyle, but I rarely catch up with it.”

        — Thin Lines by Randy Glasbergen

“He who asks a question is a fool for a minute; he who does not remains a fool forever.”

        — Chinese Proverb

“I have often lamented that we cannot close our ears with as much ease as we can our eyes.”

        — Richard Steele

“I’m sorry but if you’re still using an AOL email address, I just can’t take you seriously.”

        — @HAL9000_

“Leadership is action, not position.”

        — Donald H. McGannon

“We crucify ourselves between two thieves: regret for yesterday and fear of tomorrow.”

        — Fulton Oursler

“The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds, and the pessimist fears that this is true.”

        — James Branch Cabell

“It’s only impossible if you stop to think about it!”

        — The Pirates! Band of Misfits

“No matter how hard you push and no matter what the priority, you can’t increase the speed of light.”

        — R. Callon, RFC1925: The Twelve Networking Truths

“Sometimes the questions are complicated and the answers are simple”

        — Dr. Seuss A.K.A. Theodore Giesel

“Don’t anthropomorphise computers. They hate it.”

        — Unknown

“There are no passengers on spaceship earth. We are all crew.”

        — Marshall McLuhan

“Exercise machines are just torture devices with better marketing campaigns.”

        — Caprice Crane (@capricecrane)

“Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need most.”

        — American Proverb

“The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore all progress depends on the unreasonable man.”

        — George Bernard Shaw, Man and Superman (1903) “Maxims for Revolutionists”

“Truth is not determined by majority vote.”

        — Doug Gwyn

“A gentleman is someone who can play the accordion but doesn’t.”

        — Tom Waits

“It is wise to keep in mind that no success or failure is necessarily final.”

        — Unknown