Wednesday, May 31, 2017

“This is everything we asked for but not what we wanted.”

        — Unknown, from Clients From Hell

Tuesday, May 30, 2017

“Political speeches are like steer horns. A point here, a point there, and a lot of bull in between.”

        — Alfred E. Neuman

Monday, May 29, 2017

“Coffee should be black as Hell, strong as death, and sweet as love.”

        — Turkish Proverb

Friday, May 26, 2017

“They gave each other a smile with a future in it.”

        — Ring Lardner

Thursday, May 25, 2017

“Daring ideas are like chessmen moved forward. They may be beaten, but they may start a winning game.”

        — Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Wednesday, May 24, 2017

“Times are bad. Children no longer obey their parents, and everyone is writing a book.”

        — Marcus Tullius Cicero (106BC-43BC)

Tuesday, May 23, 2017

“A conservative is one who admires radicals centuries after they’re dead.”

        — Leo Rosten

Monday, May 22, 2017

“I can think of no more stirring symbol of man’s humanity to man than a fire engine.”

        — Kurt Vonnegut

Friday, May 19, 2017

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Thursday, May 18, 2017

The Programmers’ Credo: we do these things not because they are easy, but because we thought they were going to be easy.

        — Maciej Cegłowski @pinboard

Wednesday, May 17, 2017

“Women and cats will do as they please. Men and dogs should get used to it.”

        — Robert Heinlein

Tuesday, May 16, 2017

“Education - The ability to quote Shakespeare without crediting it to the Bible.”

        — Evan Edgar

Monday, May 15, 2017

“You come to love not by finding the perfect person, but by seeing an imperfect person perfectly.”

        — Sam Keen

Friday, May 12, 2017

“Nothing destroys a good idea faster than a mandatory consensus.”

        — Jessica Hagy #

Thursday, May 11, 2017

“I am having an out of money experience.”

        — Unknown

Wednesday, May 10, 2017

“You only have to succeed the last time.”

        — Brian Tracy

Tuesday, May 9, 2017

“Go the extra mile. It’s never crowded.”

        — Unknown

Monday, May 8, 2017

“Marriage is an adventure, like going to war.”

        — Gilbert Keith Chesterton

Friday, May 5, 2017

“Don’t anthropomorphise computers. They hate it.”

        — Unknown

Thursday, May 4, 2017

“If it’s a new problem, perhaps it demands a new approach. If it’s an old problem, it certainly does.”

        — Seth Godin

Wednesday, May 3, 2017

“There’s a great power in words, if you don’t hitch too many of them together.”

        — Josh Billings

Tuesday, May 2, 2017

“Hatred is one long wait.”

        — René Maran

Monday, May 1, 2017

“My problem lies in reconciling my gross habits with my net income.”

        — Errol Flynn