Friday, February 28, 2014

“Talk doesn’t cook rice.”

        — Chinese Proverb

Thursday, February 27, 2014

“The way to get things done is not to mind who gets the credit for doing them.”

        — Benjamin Jowett

Wednesday, February 26, 2014

“Cleanliness becomes more important when godliness is unlikely.”

        — P. J. O’Rourke

Tuesday, February 25, 2014

“All speech is vain and empty unless it be accompanied by action.”

        — Demosthenes

Monday, February 24, 2014

“Admit your errors before someone else exaggerates them.”

        — Andrew V. Mason

Friday, February 21, 2014

“I don’t know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.”

        — Bill Cosby

Thursday, February 20, 2014

I confessed to my mother that I’ve been hallucinating again and she said, “Well, at least, you’re seeing someone.”

        — Mr. Won’t (@Brain_Wash)

Wednesday, February 19, 2014

“To forgive is to set a prisoner free and discover that the prisoner was you.”

        — Lewis Smedes

Tuesday, February 18, 2014

“What one sees depends on how one sees.”

        — Søren Kierkegaard

Monday, February 17, 2014

“One man with courage makes a majority.”

        — Andrew Jackson

Friday, February 14, 2014

“We’ve spent more money bailing out the banks, in one year, than we’ve spent on Science in Britain, since Jesus.”

        — Professor Brian Cox

Thursday, February 13, 2014

“It’s great to be great but it’s greater to be human.”

        — Will Rogers

Wednesday, February 12, 2014

“The word ‘politics’ is derived from the word ‘poly’, meaning ‘many’, and the word ‘ticks’, meaning ‘blood sucking parasites’.”

        — Larry Hardiman

Tuesday, February 11, 2014

“The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win you’re still a rat.”

        — Lilly Tomlin

Monday, February 10, 2014

“The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit.”

        — W. Somerset Maugham

Friday, February 7, 2014

“The future is already here – it is just unevenly distributed.”

        — William Gibson

Thursday, February 6, 2014

“Don’t fall in love, Odie. You already act stupid enough.”

        — Garfield (by Jim Davis)

Wednesday, February 5, 2014

“Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity.”

        — Hanlon’s Razor

Tuesday, February 4, 2014

“Books are uniquely portable magic.”

        — Stephen King

Monday, February 3, 2014

“Anyone who stops learning is old, whether at twenty or eighty. Anyone who keeps learning stays young.”

        — Henry Ford