“I guess cows aren’t into the four food groups, especially when they are two of them.”

        — Anthony Clark

“A library is infinity under a roof.”

        — Gail Carson Levine

“Man is certainly stark mad; he cannot make a worm, and yet he will be making gods by dozens.”

        — Michel de Montaige

“You will never find time for anything. If you want time you must make it.”

        — Charles Buxton

“Every portrait that is painted with feeling is a portrait of the artist, not of the sitter.”

        — Oscar Wilde

“If you don’t read the newspaper, you are uninformed. If you do read the newspaper, you are misinformed.”

        — Unknown

“The Internet is a marvellous tool for finding solutions to problems I never had prior to the Internet.”

        — Unknown

“Smile, it is the key that fits the lock of everybody’s heart.”

        — Anthony D’Angelo

“This crash always occured with the Skype toolbar, speaking of malware.”

        — Firefox Developer, Linux.conf.au 2012

“Good design is clear thinking made visible. Bad design is stupidity made visible.”

        — Edward Tufte

“When it comes to making a big change in your life, you have to want it more than you fear it.”

        — Unknown

“If you knew how much work went into it, you wouldn’t call it genius.”

        — Michelangelo Buonarroti

“No matter what it is I’m doing, there’s always about an 85% chance I’m supposed to be doing something else.”

        — Caprice Crane (@CapricecCrane)

“Those who make peaceful revolution impossible will make violent revolution inevitable.”

        — John F. Kennedy, 1962

“It’s easy to make someone’s day just by being uncommonly pleasant to them.”

        — David Cain

“I have gained and lost the same ten pounds so many times over and over again my cellulite must have déjà vu.”

        — Jane Wagner

“The nation should have a tax system that looks like someone designed it on purpose.”

        — William E. Simon

“Listen to many, speak to a few.”

        — William Shakespeare

“You block your dream when you allow your fear to grow bigger than your faith.”

        — Mary Manin Morrissey

“Everyone is famous for 15 Gigabytes.”

        — Cory Doctorow