“Vegetarian: A person who eats only side dishes.”

        — Gerald Lieberman

“Vegetarian: A person who eats only side dishes.”

        — Gerald Lieberman

“Vegetarian – that’s an old Indian word meaning ‘lousy hunter.’”

        — Andy Rooney

“Vegetarian – that’s an old Indian word meaning ‘lousy hunter.’”

        — Andy Rooney

“Vegetarian: A person who eats only side dishes.”

        — Gerald Lieberman

“A vegetarian is a person who won’t eat anything that can have children.”

        — David Brenner

“Vegetarian – that’s an old Indian word meaning ‘lousy hunter.’”

        — Andy Rooney

“Vegetarian: A person who eats only side dishes.”

        — Gerald Lieberman

“If we aren’t supposed to eat animals, then why are they made of meat?”

        — Unknown

“A vegetarian is a person who won’t eat anything that can have children.”

        — David Brenner