Friday, November 28, 2014

“Any emotion, if it is sincere, is involuntary.”

        — Mark Twain

Thursday, November 27, 2014

“If a web site goes down, and there’s nobody searching for it, is it really offline?”

        — Gary Markstein and Anthony Rubino Jr, Daddy’s Home

Wednesday, November 26, 2014

“Do not condemn the judgment of another because it differs from your own. You may both be wrong.”

        — Dandemis

Tuesday, November 25, 2014

“My play was a complete success. The audience was a failure.”

        — Ashleigh Brilliant

Monday, November 24, 2014

“It’s easier to act your way into a new way of thinking than to think your way into a new way of acting.”

        — Millard Fuller

Friday, November 21, 2014

“Socialising on the internet is to socialising, what reality TV is to reality.”

        — Aaron Sorkin

Thursday, November 20, 2014

“For all sad words of tongue and pen, The saddest are these, ‘It might have been’.”

        — John Greenleaf Whittier

Wednesday, November 19, 2014

“Faith can move mountains, but don’t be surprised if God hands you a shovel.”

        — Unknown

Tuesday, November 18, 2014

“Fortunately excitement is one of the contagious things children carry.”

        — Tatu Saloranta (@cowtowncoder)

Monday, November 17, 2014

“What sculpture is to a block of marble, education is to the soul.”

        — Joseph Addison

Friday, November 14, 2014

“People rarely succeed unless they have fun in what they are doing.”

        — Dale Carnegie

Thursday, November 13, 2014

“I’m not crazy about reality, but it’s still the only place to get a decent meal.”

        — Groucho Marx

Wednesday, November 12, 2014

“When he to whom one speaks does not understand, and he who speaks himself does not understand, that is metaphysics.”

        — Voltaire

Tuesday, November 11, 2014

“Love is an exploding cigar we willingly smoke.”

        — Lynda Barry

Monday, November 10, 2014

“Only in grammar can you be more than perfect.”

        — William Safire

Friday, November 7, 2014

“When C++ is your hammer, everything starts to look like your thumb.”

        — Amazon interview candidate

Thursday, November 6, 2014

“C++ is history repeated as tragedy. Java is history repeated as farce.”

        — Scott McKay

Wednesday, November 5, 2014

“Those who play with cats must expect to be scratched.”

        — Miguel de Cervantes

Tuesday, November 4, 2014

“My husband lets me have all the scrapbooking supplies I can hide.”

        — Unknown

Monday, November 3, 2014

“Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity.”

        — Hanlon’s Razor