Friday, July 31, 2015

“Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.”

Thursday, July 30, 2015

“The first time I see a jogger smiling, I’ll consider it.”

        — Joan Rivers

Wednesday, July 29, 2015

“There are only two kinds of [programming] languages: the ones people complain about and the ones nobody uses.”

        — Bjarne Stroustrup

Tuesday, July 28, 2015

“A leader leads by example, whether he intends to or not.”

        — Unknown

Monday, July 27, 2015

“A kiss can be a comma, a question mark or an exclamation point.”

        — Mistinguett

Friday, July 24, 2015

“When I was young, I used to admire intelligent people; as I grow older, I admire kind people.”

        — Abraham Joshua Heschel

Thursday, July 23, 2015

“Someday humanity will defeat Skynet by installing iTunes and McAfee on it.”

        — Lowell (@howtogeek)

Wednesday, July 22, 2015

“If you chase two rabbits, you will not catch either one.”

        — Russian Proverb

Tuesday, July 21, 2015

“On this shrunken globe, men can no longer live as strangers.”

        — Adlai E. Stevenson Jr.

Monday, July 20, 2015

“Well done is better than well said.”

        — Benjamin Franklin

Friday, July 17, 2015

“Vegetarian: A person who eats only side dishes.”

        — Gerald Lieberman

Thursday, July 16, 2015

“No matter what it is I’m doing, there’s always about an 85% chance I’m supposed to be doing something else.”

        — Caprice Crane (@CapricecCrane)

Wednesday, July 15, 2015

“We are all worms, but I do believe I am a glowworm.”

        — Winston Churchill

Tuesday, July 14, 2015

“If you trip over a pun in your speaking it’s not so bad but to intentionally jump on one is a true offence.”

        — Graycie Harmon

Monday, July 13, 2015

“The ABC’s of Life: Accept differences; Be kind; Clear your browser history.”

        — Caprice Crane (@capricecrane)

Friday, July 10, 2015

“I married beneath me - all women do.”

        — Nancy Astor

Thursday, July 9, 2015

“He knows nothing; and he thinks he knows everything. That clearly points to a political career.”

        — George Bernard Shaw

Wednesday, July 8, 2015

“We cannot direct the wind, but we can adjust the sails.”

        — Bertha Calloway

Tuesday, July 7, 2015

“Young people need models, not critics.”

        — John Wooden

Monday, July 6, 2015

“Rewriting is an opportunity to find new ways of coding old bugs, as well as exciting new bugs.”

        — Unknown

Friday, July 3, 2015

“Never try to teach a pig to sing; it wastes your time and it annoys the pig.”

        — Robert Heinlein

Thursday, July 2, 2015

Your success really depends on how loosely you’re willing to define the word “success.”

        — Caprice Crane (@CapricecCrane)

Wednesday, July 1, 2015

“This crash always occured with the Skype toolbar, speaking of malware.”

        — Firefox Developer, 2012