“Thinking is difficult, that’s why most people judge.”

        — Carl Jung

“Give a man a free hand and he’ll run it all over you.”

        — Mae West

“Times are bad. Children no longer obey their parents, and everyone is writing a book.”

        — Marcus Tullius Cicero (106BC-43BC)

“The obstacle is the path.”

        — Zen Proverb

“There are two rules for success: 1. Never tell everything you know.”

        — Roger H. Lincoln

“The man who never reads lives only once.”

        — George R. R. Martin

“I have often lamented that we cannot close our ears with as much ease as we can our eyes.”

        — Richard Steele

Saying, “We need to talk,” is the most efficient way to freak someone out.

        — Caprice Crane (@capricecrane)

“The man who makes no mistakes does not usually make anything.”

        — Edward Phelps

“I was married by a judge – I should have asked for a jury.”

        — Groucho Marx

“God loved the birds and invented trees. Man loved the birds and invented cages”

        — Jacques Deval

“Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.”

        — Unknown

“Chaotic action is preferable to orderly inaction.”

        — Will Rogers

“Our marriage was built on mutual trust and a lot of acting ability.”

        — Unknown

“It is useless for sheep to pass resolutions in favour of vegetarianism while wolves remain of a different opinion.”

        — William Ralph Inge

“He who asks a question is a fool for a minute; he who does not remains a fool forever.”

        — Chinese Proverb

“Everything in moderation, including moderation.”

        — Unknown

“Call on God, but row away from the rocks.”

        — Hunter S. Thompson

“Courage is knowing it might hurt, and doing it anyway. Supidity is the same. And that’s why life is hard.”

        — Jeremy Goldberg

“Why is it that, as a culture, we are more comfortable seeing two men holding guns than holding hands?”

        — Ernest Gaines