“What is more important in a library than anything else - than everything else - is the fact that it exists.”

        — Archibald MacLeish

“The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly and lie about your age.”

        — Lucille Ball

“In a perfect world, you and I probably wouldn’t exists, so let’s not hope for one.”

        — Ze Frank, The Show, 18 Apr 2006

“Politics is when people choose their words and actions based on how they want others to react rather than based on what they really think.”

        — Patrick Lencioni, The Five Dysfunctions of a Team

“When there was only one set of footprints in the sand, that was when I bailed because you wouldn’t stop talking about your gluten allergy.”

        — Caprice Crane (@capricecrane)

“Any sufficiently advanced incompetence is indistinguishable from malice.”

        — Grey’s law

“My husband lets me have all the scrapbooking supplies I can hide.”

        — Unknown

“Indecision becomes decision with time.”

        — Unknown

“Socialising on the internet is to socialising, what reality TV is to reality.”

        — Aaron Sorkin

“No man drowns if he perseveres in praying to God, and can swim.”

        — Russian Proverb

“It is absurd to divide people into good and bad. People are either charming or tedious.”

        — Oscar Wilde

“Silence was never written down.”

        — Italian Proverb

“Programming is an art form that fights back.”

“My project is 90% done. I hope the second half goes as well.”

        — Scott W. Ambler (@scottwambler

“Sometimes you’re the windshield, and sometimes you’re the bug.”

        — Mark Knopfler

“The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit.”

        — W. Somerset Maugham

“Thoughtful and productive communities make us as a species better."

        — Jono Bacon #lca2016

“Trust your own instinct. Your mistakes might as well be your own, instead of someone else’s.”

        — Billy Wilder

“A good head and a good heart are always a formidable combination.”

        — Nelson Mandela

“I don’t believe in God but I’m very interested in her.”

        — Arthur C. Clarke

“Computers are like air conditioners: they stop working as soon as you open Windows”

        — Unknown

“We cannot direct the wind, but we can adjust the sails.”

        — Bertha Calloway

“The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds, and the pessimist fears that this is true.”

        — James Branch Cabell