“The highest reward for a man’s toil is not what he gets for it but what he becomes by it.”

        — John Ruskin

“Everything in moderation, including moderation.”

        — Unknown

“Anti-intellectualism has been a constant thread winding its way through our political and cultural life, nurtured by the false notion that democracy means that ‘my ignorance is just as good as your knowledge.’”

        — Isaac Asimov

“Some of God’s greatest gifts are unanswered prayers.”

        — Garth Brooks

“A Merry Christmas to all my friends except two.”

        — W. C. Fields

“Not ignorance, but ignorance of ignorance, is the death of knowledge.”

        — Alfred North Whitehead

“One of the greatest victories you can gain over someone is to beat him at politeness.”

        — Josh Billings

“Man is not a rational animal, he is a rationalising animal.”

        — Robert A. Heinlein

“Whatever your advice, make it brief.”

        — Horace

“A library is infinity under a roof.”

        — Gail Carson Levine

“Courage is tiny pieces of fear all glued together.”

        — Irisa Hail

“A successful man is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks that others throw at him.”

        — Sidney Greenberg

“If you really put a small value upon yourself, rest assured that the world will not raise your price.”

        — Unknown

“On this shrunken globe, men can no longer live as strangers.”

        — Adlai E. Stevenson Jr.

“We are too busy mopping the floor to turn off the faucet.”

        — Unknown

“If you can put an axe through it, it’s hardware; if you want to put an axe through it, it’s software.”

        — Unknown

“All I really need is love, but a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt.”

        — Lucy Van Pelt (in Peanuts, by Charles M. Schulz)

“Feelings are much like waves, we can’t stop them from coming, but we can choose which one to surf.”

        — Jonatan Mårtensson

“I didn’t have time to write a short letter, so I wrote a long one instead.”

        — Mark Twain

“The first human who hurled an insult instead of a stone was the founder of civilisation.”

        — Sigmund Freud

“Some people have cats and go on to lead normal lives.”

        — Unknown

“C is quirky, flawed, and an enormous success.”

        — Dennis M. Ritchie

“Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.”

        — Scott Adams

“Talk doesn’t cook rice.”

        — Chinese Proverb

“There is more to life than increasing its speed.”

        — Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi

/* Sometimes I believe the compiler ignores all my comments. */

        — Unknown Programmer

“The man with a toothache thinks everyone happy whose teeth are sound.”

        — George Bernard Shaw

“All the world’s a stage! And here I am in the blooper reel!”

        — Ziggy by Tom Wilson

“You know you’re in love when you can’t fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.”

        — Dr. Seuss A.K.A. Theodore Giesel

“Consider the postage stamp: its usefulness consists in the ability to stick to one thing till it gets there.”

        — Josh Billings

“If you were happy every day of your life you wouldn’t be human. You’d be a game-show host.”

        — Heathers

“As for butter versus margarine, I trust cows more than chemists.”

        — Joan Gussow

“As long as a word remains unspoken, you are its master once you utter it, you are its slave.”

        — Solomon Ibn Gabirol

“Labour disgraces no man; unfortunately, you occasionally find men who disgrace labour.”

        — Ulysses S. Grant

“A conservative is one who admires radicals centuries after they’re dead.”

        — Leo Rosten

“I shall never use profanity except in discussing house rent and taxes.”

        — Mark Twain

“Religion is like a drug, in small doses it’s curative, in large, it’s addictive.”

        — Eli Gold, The Good Wife

“Other people’s opinion of you does not have to become your reality.”

        — Les Brown

Your success really depends on how loosely you’re willing to define the word “success.”

        — Caprice Crane (@CapricecCrane)

“Never tell me the sky’s the limit when there are footprints on the moon.”

        — Unknown

“Do not repeat anything you will not sign your name to.”

        — Anonymous

“The illiterate of the 21st Century won’t be those can’t read and write, but those who can’t learn, unlearn and re-learn.”

        — Alvin Tofler

“I don’t understand how the people of Tunisia overthrew their government without me signing an e-petition or changing my Twitter avatar.”

        — Matt Bailey (@mattb811)

“What is more important in a library than anything else - than everything else - is the fact that it exists.”

        — Archibald MacLeish

“The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly and lie about your age.”

        — Lucille Ball

“In a perfect world, you and I probably wouldn’t exists, so let’s not hope for one.”

        — Ze Frank, The Show, 18 Apr 2006

“Politics is when people choose their words and actions based on how they want others to react rather than based on what they really think.”

        — Patrick Lencioni, The Five Dysfunctions of a Team

“When there was only one set of footprints in the sand, that was when I bailed because you wouldn’t stop talking about your gluten allergy.”

        — Caprice Crane (@capricecrane)

“Any sufficiently advanced incompetence is indistinguishable from malice.”

        — Grey’s law

“My husband lets me have all the scrapbooking supplies I can hide.”

        — Unknown

“Indecision becomes decision with time.”

        — Unknown

“Socialising on the internet is to socialising, what reality TV is to reality.”

        — Aaron Sorkin

“No man drowns if he perseveres in praying to God, and can swim.”

        — Russian Proverb

“It is absurd to divide people into good and bad. People are either charming or tedious.”

        — Oscar Wilde

“Silence was never written down.”

        — Italian Proverb

“Programming is an art form that fights back.”

“My project is 90% done. I hope the second half goes as well.”

        — Scott W. Ambler (@scottwambler

“Sometimes you’re the windshield, and sometimes you’re the bug.”

        — Mark Knopfler

“The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit.”

        — W. Somerset Maugham

“Thoughtful and productive communities make us as a species better."

        — Jono Bacon #lca2016

“Trust your own instinct. Your mistakes might as well be your own, instead of someone else’s.”

        — Billy Wilder

“A good head and a good heart are always a formidable combination.”

        — Nelson Mandela

“I don’t believe in God but I’m very interested in her.”

        — Arthur C. Clarke

“Computers are like air conditioners: they stop working as soon as you open Windows”

        — Unknown

“We cannot direct the wind, but we can adjust the sails.”

        — Bertha Calloway

“The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds, and the pessimist fears that this is true.”

        — James Branch Cabell

“When your life flashes before your eyes, make sure you’ve got plenty to watch.”

        — Unknown

“So much complexity in software comes from trying to make one thing do two things.”

        — Ryan Singer

“The future is already here – it is just unevenly distributed.”

        — William Gibson

“People who are brutally honest get more satisfaction out of the brutality than out of the honesty.”

        — Richard J. Needham

“The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.”

        — Unknown

“Depression means you cannot enjoy cats on the Internet.”

        — Paul Fenwick (watch @pjf’s five minute talk on YouTube)

“Politicians are people who, when they see light at the end of the tunnel, go out and buy some more tunnel.”

        — John Quinton

“If it ain’t broke, it’s probably a banker.”

        — Dolly (@TheDollSays)

“My great mistake, the fault for which I can’t forgive myself, is that one day I ceased my obstinate pursuit of my own individuality.”

        — Oscar Wilde

We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit.

        — Aristotle

“Being a creator of software systems is like being a god. Only without the omnipotence, omnipresence or omniscience.”

        — Brent Snook (@brentsnook)

“In the arithmetic of love, one plus one equals everything, and two minus one equals nothing.”

        — Mignon McLaughlin

“No matter what amazing things you accomplish or how fantastic you are, a cat will always think it is better than you.”

        — Caprice Crane (@capricecrane)

“UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity.”

        — Dennis Ritchie (1941–2011)

“Don’t worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.”

        — Charles M. Schulz

“The love of one’s country is a splendid thing. But why should love stop at the border?”

        — Pablo Casals

“There are two hard problems in computer science: cache invalidation, naming things, and off-by-one errors.”

        — Leon Bambrick (@secretGeek)

“We’re not just just humans anymore. We’re not multiple personalities, we’re many personalities… uh, one of my personalities happens to be a multiple personality but that doesn’t make me a multiple personality. I’m looking for a little nuance here.”

        — Alpha, Dollhouse

“I can picture in my mind a world without war and without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they’d never expect it.”

        — Jack Handey (@Thinking_Deep)

“The mind is not a vessel to be filled but a fire to be kindled.”

        — Plutarch

“I may not be there yet, but I’m closer than I was yesterday.”

        — Unknown

“Thousands of geniuses live and die undiscovered – either by themselves or by others.”

        — Mark Twain

“Stock photos are the bullet points of the twenty-first century.”

        — Martin Fowler

“People are people through other people.”

        — African Proverb

“But considering that the ancient Greeks created democracy and civilisation, you would think they would have created copyright law if they had wanted to.”

        — Lloyd Kaufman #

“Courage is tiny pieces of fear all glued together.”

        — Irisa Hail

“UNIX was not designed to stop its users from doing stupid things, as that would also stop them from doing clever things.”

        — Doug Gwyn

“People who don’t take risks generally make about two big mistakes a year. People who do take risks generally make about two big mistakes a year.”

        — Peter Drucker

“The world doesn’t care how many times you fall down, as long as it’s one fewer than the number of times you get back up.”

        — Aaron Sorkin #

“You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.”

        — Mae West

“We are each of us angels with only one wing, and we can only fly by embracing one another.”

        — Luciano de Crescenzo

“I believe humans get a lot done, not because we’re smart, but because we have thumbs so we can make coffee.”

        — Flash Rosenberg

“Children have more need of models than of critics.”

        — Carolyn Coats

“He who trims himself to suit everyone will soon whittle himself away.”

        — Raymond Hull

“Visual programming is like trying to get to the moon by climbing a tree. You make a lot of good early progress, at first, but pretty soon you have to go back to your funding agency and ask for a bigger tree.”

        — Unknown

“I am in favour of preserving the French habit of kissing ladies’ hands - after all, one must start somewhere.”

        — Sacha Guitry

“Once the last developer is locked up and the last idea patented you will realise that lawyers can’t program.”

        — Christian Heilmann (@codepo8)

“Kindness is a language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.”

        — Mark Twain

“Being realistic is the most commonly travelled road to mediocrity.”

        — Will Smith

“Fashion can be bought. Style one must possess.”

        — Edna Woolman Chase

“Women were meant to be loved, not to be understood.”

        — Oscar Wilde

“Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn’t music.”

        — William Stafford

“The obstacle is the path.”

        — Zen Proverb

“There are only two kinds of [programming] languages: the ones people complain about and the ones nobody uses.”

        — Bjarne Stroustrup

“Inspiration exists but it has to find you working.”

        — Pablo Picasso

“Give someone a program, and you’ll frustrate them for a day. Teach someone to program, and you’ll frustrate them for a lifetime.”

        — Unknown

“No individual raindrop considers itself responsible for the flood.”

        — Unknown

“We’ve gotten to the point where everybody’s got a right and nobody’s got a responsibility”

        — Newton Minow

Ode to traffic jams
how I detest this time sink
where are flying cars?

        — Marissa (@dj_marz)

“Git gets easier once you get the basic idea that branches are homeomorphic endofunctors mapping submanifolds of a Hilbert space.”

        — Isaac Wolkerstorfer (@agnoster)

“We are too busy mopping the floor to turn off the faucet.”

        — Unknown

“A library is infinity under a roof.”

        — Gail Carson Levine

“Twitter: It’s like release early, release often for thinking.”

        — Glyn Moody (Linux.conf.au 2010 keynote)

“The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place.”

        — George Bernard Shaw

“Don’t judge each day by the harvest you reap but by the seeds that you plant.”

        — Robert Louis Stevenson

“Always be a first-rate version of yourself, instead of a second-rate version of somebody else.”

        — Judy Garland

“The older I grow, the less important the comma becomes. Let the reader catch his own breath.”

        — Elizabeth Clarkson Zwart

“I quote others only in order the better to express myself.”

        — Michel de Montaigne

“I’d rather regret the things I have done than the things I haven’t done.”

        — Lucille Ball

“Always hold your head up, but be careful to keep your nose at a friendly level.”

        — Max L. Forman

“To listen to some devout people, one would imagine that God never laughs.”

        — Ghose Aurobindo

“Serendipity is not randomness, serendipity […] is unexpected relevance.”

        — Jeff Jarvis, This Week in Google

“Faith is the bird that sings when the dawn is still dark.”

        — Rabindranath Tagore

“God has given you one face, and you make yourselves another”

        — William Shakespeare, Hamlet Act III Scene I

“Vision without action is a daydream. Action without vision is a nightmare.”

        — Japanese Proverb

“Having your book turned into a movie is like seeing your oxen turned into bouillon cubes.”

        — John LeCarre

“If you knew how much work went into it, you wouldn’t call it genius.”

        — Michelangelo Buonarroti

“Golf is a lot of walking, broken up by disappointment and bad arithmetic.”

        — Unknown

“My play was a complete success. The audience was a failure.”

        — Ashleigh Brilliant

“The cure for a fallacious argument is a better argument, not the suppression of ideas.”

        — Carl Sagan

“Man is certainly stark mad; he cannot make a worm, and yet he will be making gods by dozens.”

        — Michel de Montaige

“Your religion is what you do when the sermon is over.”

        — H. Jackson Brown Jr.

“Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function.”

        — Garrison Keillor

“Forever is composed of nows.”

        — Emily Dickinson

“In the olden days, if you wanted to watch an American TV show as soon as it came out, you had to get an expensive flight to America every week. But now, thanks to the internet, it’s much easier to find cheaper flights to America.”

        — Tim Berners-Lee

“It’s good to shut up sometimes.”

        — Marcel Marceau

“Decorate yourself from the inside out.”

        — Terri Guillemets

“We are all worms, but I do believe I am a glowworm.”

        — Winston Churchill

“You never change things by fighting the existing reality. To change something, build a new model that makes the existing model obsolete.”

        — Richard Buckminster Fuller

“The Internet is a marvellous tool for finding solutions to problems I never had prior to the Internet.”

        — Unknown

“Much good work is lost for the lack of a little more.”

        — Edward H. Harriman

“Faith can move mountains, but don’t be surprised if God hands you a shovel.”

        — Unknown

“Americans will always reach for their lawyers first.”

        — Neil Brennan, Ignite Melbourne 2010

“Scratch a dog and you’ll find a permanent job.”

        — Franklin P. Jones

“I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.”

        — Sigmund Freud

“Middle names exist so kids have a clear indication when they are in big trouble.”

        — Michael Lopp (@rands)

“You have reached the Internal Revenue Service. To confess in English, press one…”

        — Ziggy by Tom Wilson

“The quickest way for a parent to get a child’s attention is to sit down and look comfortable.”

        — Lane Olinghouse

Yesterday it built.
No change; today it does not.
The code has feelings.

        — Pete Goodliffe

“There are those that avoid failure, and those that seek success; those that avoid complexity, and those that seek simplicity.”

        — Simon Harris (@haruki_zaemon)

“Hatred is one long wait.”

        — René Maran

“Whatever your advice, make it brief.”

        — Horace

We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit.

        — Aristotle

“If you torture the data long enough, it will confess to anything.”

        — Darrell Huff, How to Lie With Statistics

“To know what is right and not do it is the worst cowardice.”

        — Confucius

“The best way to sound like you know what you’re talking about is to know what you’re talking about.”

        — Unknown

“The things which are most important don’t always scream the loudest.”

        — Bob Hawke

“I don’t understand how the people of Tunisia overthrew their government without me signing an e-petition or changing my Twitter avatar.”

        — Matt Bailey (@mattb811)

“No member of a crew is praised for the rugged individuality of his rowing.”

        — Ralph Waldo Emerson

“During a campaign the air is full of speeches – and vice versa.”

        — Unknown

“Humility is not thinking less of yourself, but thinking of yourself less.”

        — C. S. Lewis

“Stupidity on the Internet is there for everyone to see for all times in perpetuity.”

        — Ron Kuby

“We don’t see things as they are. We see things as we are.”

        — Anais Nin

“We’ve spent more money bailing out the banks, in one year, than we’ve spent on Science in Britain, since Jesus.”

        — Professor Brian Cox

“If you really put a small value upon yourself, rest assured that the world will not raise your price.”

        — Unknown

“Fear not that life shall come to an end, but rather fear that it shall never have a beginning.”

        — John Henry Cardinal Newman

Haikus are easy,
but sometimes they don’t make sense.
Refrigerator

“Nobody cares how much you know, until they know how much you care.”

        — Theodore Roosevelt

“The heart is the first feature of working minds.”

        — Frank Lloyd Wright

“I cannot and will not cut my conscience to fit this year’s fashion.”

        — Lillian Hellman

“Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.”

        — Don Marquis

“Being a woman is a terribly difficult task, since it consists principally in dealing with men.”

        — Joseph Conrad

“Words without actions are the assassins of idealism.”

        — Herbert Hoover

“So much complexity in software comes from trying to make one thing do two things.”

        — Ryan Singer

“It’s great to be great but it’s greater to be human.”

        — Will Rogers

“Dig the well before you are thirsty.”

        — Chinese Proverb

“If it weren’t for physics and law enforcement, I’d be unstoppable.”

        — Unknown

“Google can bring you back 100,000 answers, a librarian can bring you back the right one.”

        — Neil Gaiman

“I don’t know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.”

        — Bill Cosby

“Faith moves mountains, but only knowledge moves them to the right place.”

        — Joseph Goebbels

“Women and cats will do as they please. Men and dogs should get used to it.”

        — Robert Heinlein

“No one plans to fail. They just go online. Then check their e-mail. Then go to twitter… and it just happens organically.”

        — Caprice Crane (@capricecrane)

“Admit your errors before someone else exaggerates them.”

        — Andrew V. Mason

“You can’t wake a person who is pretending to be asleep.”

        — Navajo Proverb

A truth that’s told with bad intent
Beats all the lies you can invent.

        — William Blake, Auguries of Innocence

“The reluctance to put away childish things may be a requirement of genius.”

        — Rebecca Pepper Sinkler

“We are each of us angels with only one wing, and we can only fly by embracing one another.”

        — Luciano de Crescenzo

“It’s not your blue blood, your pedigree or your college degree. It’s what you do with your life that counts.”

        — Millard Fuller

“You just have to make the transition from weird to eccentric and then you’re okay.”

        — John Elder Robinson

Javascript had to “look like Java” only less so, be Java’s dumb kid brother or boy-hostage sidekick. Plus, I had to be done in ten days or something worse than Javascript would have happened.

        — Brendan Eich, creator of Javascript

“There are no passengers on spaceship earth. We are all crew.”

        — Marshall McLuhan

“Sticks in a bundle are unbreakable.”

        — Kenyan proverb

“Men are taught to apologise for their weaknesses, women for their strengths.”

        — Lois Wyse

“Once the last developer is locked up and the last idea patented you will realise that lawyers can’t program.”

        — Christian Heilmann (@codepo8)

We have not succeeded in answering all your problems.

The answers we have found only serve to raise a whole set of new questions.

In some ways we feel we are as confused as ever, but we believe we are confused on a higher level and about more important things.

        — Unknown

“I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.”

        — Sir Winston Churchill

“I didn’t have time to write a short letter, so I wrote a long one instead.”

        — Mark Twain

“For most men life is a search for the proper manila envelope in which to get themselves filed.”

        — Clifton Fadiman

“Grant me the serenity to accept the code I cannot change, the courage to refactor the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference.”

        — Unknown

“We are too busy mopping the floor to turn off the faucet.”

        — Unknown

“Eat the first Skittle in the bag like it’s the last Skittle in the bag.”

        — David Tate (@mixteenth)

“Never mistake knowledge for wisdom. One helps you make a living; the other helps you make a life.”

        — Sandra Carey

“Just think of the tragedy of teaching children not to doubt.”

        — Clarence Darrow

“Bore: A man who deprives you of solitude without providing you with company.”

        — Gian Vincenzo Gravina

“A great man is he who has not lost the heart of a child.”

        — Mencius

“C is quirky, flawed, and an enormous success.”

        — Dennis M. Ritchie

“We come into this world head first and go out feet first; in between, it is all a matter of balance.”

        — Paul Boese

“A man who marries his mistress leaves a vacancy in that position.”

        — Oscar Wilde

“There’s a great power in words, if you don’t hitch too many of them together.”

        — Josh Billings

“Give someone a program, and you’ll frustrate them for a day. Teach someone to program, and you’ll frustrate them for a lifetime.”

        — Unknown

“Sometimes the first duty of intelligent men is the restatement of the obvious.”

        — George Orwell

“There are only two things software professionals dislike: the way things are, and change.”

        — Tobias Mayer (@tobiasmayer)

“Belief like any other moving body follows the path of least resistance.”

        — Samuel Butler

“Stupidity got us into this mess, why can’t it get us out?”

        — Will Rogers

“Too many parents make life hard for their children by trying, too zealously, to make it easy for them.”

        — Johann von Goethe

“Other people’s opinion of you does not have to become your reality.”

        — Les Brown

“There’s no money in poetry, but then there’s no poetry in money, either.”

        — Robert Graves

“He who has begun is half done.”

        — Horace

That’s why it was left to wizards, who knew how to handle it safely. Not doing any magic at all was the chief task of wizards — not “not doing magic” because they couldn’t do magic, but not doing magic when they could do and didn’t. Any ignorant fool can fail to turn someone else into a frog. You have to be clever to refrain from doing it when you knew how easy it was. There were places in the world commemorating those times when wizards hadn’t been quite as clever as that, and on many of them the grass would never grow again.

        — Terry Pratchett

“A computer without COBOL and Fortran is like a piece of chocolate cake without ketchup and mustard.”

“Only those who risk going too far can possibly find out how far one can go.”

        — T. S. Eliot

“It is difficult to get a man to understand something when his salary depends upon his not understanding it.”

        — Upton Sinclair

“You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.”

        — Unknown

“Our marriage was built on mutual trust and a lot of acting ability.”

        — Unknown

“An intellectual is a man who takes more words than necessary to tell more than he knows.”

        — Dwight Eisenhower

“Remember, good code is like a good joke: It needs no explanation.”

        — Unknown

“If you want to build a ship, don’t drum up the men to gather wood, divide the work and give orders. Instead, teach them to yearn for the vast and endless sea.”

        — Antoine de Saint Exupéry

“To listen to some devout people, one would imagine that God never laughs.”

        — Ghose Aurobindo

“I like the word ‘indolence’. It makes my laziness seem classy.”

        — Bern Williams

“There are a terrible lot of lies going about the world, and the worst of it is that half of them are true.”

        — Winston Churchill

“A successful man is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks that others throw at him.”

        — Sidney Greenberg

“What one programmer can do in one month, two programmers can do in two months.”

        — Fred Brooks

“A committee is a cul-de-sac down which ideas are lured and then quietly strangled.”

        — Barnett Cocks

“Don’t judge those who try and fail, judge those who fail to try.”

        — Unknown

“Multitasking, that characteristic survival activity of the 21st century.”

        — Cory Doctorow #

“The nation should have a tax system that looks like someone designed it on purpose.”

        — William E. Simon

“If you can put an axe through it, it’s hardware; if you want to put an axe through it, it’s software.”

        — Unknown

“I’m going to buy him a copy of the Mythical Man Month. Actually I’m going to buy him two copies so he can read it twice as fast.”

        — Unknown

“Don’t be sad because its over. Smile because it happened.”

        — Dr. Seuss A.K.A. Theodore Giesel

“Habits are at first cobwebs, then cables.”

        — Spanish Proverb

Ode to traffic jams
how I detest this time sink
where are flying cars?

        — Marissa (@dj_marz)

“The English are not a very spiritual people, so they invented cricket to give them some idea of eternity”

        — George Bernard Shaw

“Everyone is famous for 15 Gigabytes.”

        — Cory Doctorow

“Begin each day as if it were on purpose.”

        — Mary Anne Radmacher

“One accurate measurement is worth more than a thousand expert opinions.”

        — Grace Hopper

“Be curious, not judgemental.”

        — Walt Whitman

“You know horses are smarter than people. You never heard of a horse going broke betting on people.”

        — Will Rogers

“The way to get things done is not to mind who gets the credit for doing them.”

        — Benjamin Jowett

“I married beneath me - all women do.”

        — Nancy Astor

“We believe at once in evil, we only believe in good upon reflection. Is this not sad?”

        — Dorothe Deluzy

“It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men.”

        — Frederick Douglass

“If voting changed anything, they’d make it illegal”

        — Emma Goldman

“The liberation of humanity is all or nothing.”

        — May 1968 Graffiti #

“Women and cats will do as they please. Men and dogs should get used to it.”

        — Robert Heinlein

“One cannot make an omelette without breaking eggs – but it is amazing how many eggs one can break without making a decent omelette.”

        — Charles P. Issawi