Wednesday, July 31, 2013

“It isn’t the mountains ahead that wear you out, it’s the grain of sand in your shoe.”

        — Unknown

Tuesday, July 30, 2013

“The best way to sound like you know what you’re talking about is to know what you’re talking about.”

        — Unknown

Monday, July 29, 2013

Whenever my friends suggest going to a vegan restaurant, my first thought is, “what will I eat afterwards?”

        — David Siegel (@dvdsgl)

Friday, July 26, 2013

“Depression means you cannot enjoy cats on the Internet.”

        — Paul Fenwick (watch @pjf’s five minute talk on YouTube)

Thursday, July 25, 2013

“Fear not that life shall come to an end, but rather fear that it shall never have a beginning.”

        — John Henry Cardinal Newman

Wednesday, July 24, 2013

“Establishing goals is all right if you don’t let them deprive you of interesting detours.”

        — Doug Larson

Tuesday, July 23, 2013

“The cat could very well be man’s best friend but would never stoop to admitting it.”

        — Doug Larson

Monday, July 22, 2013

“It’s nice to be important, but it’s more important to be nice.”

        — John Cassis

Friday, July 19, 2013

“Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn’t music.”

        — William Stafford

Thursday, July 18, 2013

“There are only two kinds of [programming] languages: the ones people complain about and the ones nobody uses.”

        — Bjarne Stroustrup

Wednesday, July 17, 2013

“Technology doesn’t make us dumb. It just allows us to make others aware of how dumb we are.”

        — Caprice Crane (@capricecrane)

Tuesday, July 16, 2013

“There are only two kinds of [programming] languages: the ones people complain about and the ones nobody uses.”

        — Bjarne Stroustrup

Monday, July 15, 2013

“I didn’t say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.”

        — Unknown

Friday, July 12, 2013

“The only things that are certain in life are death and taxes and my murderous rage if you don’t order your own fries and keep eating mine.”

        — Caprice Crane (@capricecrane)

Thursday, July 11, 2013

“Adulthood is like the vet, and we’re all the dogs that were excited for the car ride until we realized where we’re going.”

        — Stephanie McMaster (@Smethanie)

Wednesday, July 10, 2013

“You’re making this too complicated when it’s really quite simple. All you have to do is make the software completely configurable so it can do whatever I need it to.”

        — Unknown, from Clients From Hell

Tuesday, July 9, 2013

“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the the universe.”

        — Albert Einstein

Monday, July 8, 2013

“Christmas is not a time nor a season, but a state of mind.”

        — Calvin Coolidge

Friday, July 5, 2013

“A society grows great when old men plant trees whose shade they know they shall never sit in.”

        — Greek proverb

Thursday, July 4, 2013

“Forgiveness is a virtue of the brave.”

        — Indira Gandhi

Wednesday, July 3, 2013

“I have gained and lost the same ten pounds so many times over and over again my cellulite must have déjà vu.”

        — Jane Wagner

Tuesday, July 2, 2013

“If I agreed with you, we’d both be wrong.”

        — Unknown

Monday, July 1, 2013

“My mother loved children – she would have given anything if I had been one.”

        — Groucho Marx