Friday, September 30, 2011

How can we call ourselves “evolved” when signs are needed to remind people to wash their hands after they go to the bathroom?

        — Caprice Crane (@capricecrane)

Thursday, September 29, 2011

“I believe humans get a lot done, not because we’re smart, but because we have thumbs so we can make coffee.”

        — Flash Rosenberg

Wednesday, September 28, 2011

“You can’t turn back the clock. But you can wind it up again.”

        — Bonnie Prudden

Tuesday, September 27, 2011

“Everything in moderation, including moderation.”

        — Unknown

Monday, September 26, 2011

“Give someone a program, and you’ll frustrate them for a day. Teach someone to program, and you’ll frustrate them for a lifetime.”

        — Unknown

Friday, September 23, 2011

“There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work and learning from failure.”

        — Colin Powell

Thursday, September 22, 2011

“Depressed people think they know themselves, but maybe they only know depression.”

        — Mark Epstein

Wednesday, September 21, 2011

“Those who make peaceful revolution impossible will make violent revolution inevitable.”

        — John F. Kennedy, 1962

Tuesday, September 20, 2011

“Give a man a free hand and he’ll run it all over you.”

        — Mae West

Monday, September 19, 2011

“The best possible company management is one that combines a sense of corporate greatness and destiny, with empathy for, and fidelity to, the average employee.”

        — Bill Hewlett and David Packard

Friday, September 16, 2011

“Chaotic action is preferable to orderly inaction.”

        — Will Rogers

Thursday, September 15, 2011

“I have always thought the actions of men the best interpreters of their thoughts.”

        — John Locke

Wednesday, September 14, 2011

“Preconceived notions are the locks on the door to wisdom.”

        — Merry Browne

Tuesday, September 13, 2011

“Take from the altars of the past the fire – not the ashes.”

        — Jean Jaures

Monday, September 12, 2011

“No matter what it is I’m doing, there’s always about an 85% chance I’m supposed to be doing something else.”

        — Caprice Crane (@CapricecCrane)

Friday, September 9, 2011

“Tomorrow is often the busiest day of the week”

        — Spanish Proverb

Thursday, September 8, 2011

“A man may be a fool and not know it, but not if he is married.”

        — H. L. Mencken

Wednesday, September 7, 2011

“A man’s feet should be planted in his country, but his eyes should survey the world.”

        — George Santayana

Tuesday, September 6, 2011

“Bread for myself is a material question. Bread for my neighbour is a spiritual one.”

        — Nikolai Bardlyaev

Monday, September 5, 2011

“Vegetarian – that’s an old Indian word meaning ‘lousy hunter.’”

        — Andy Rooney

Friday, September 2, 2011

“Man stands in his own shadow and wonders why it’s dark.”

        — Zen Proverb

Thursday, September 1, 2011

“Being a woman is a terribly difficult task, since it consists principally in dealing with men.”

        — Joseph Conrad