“Technology doesn’t make us dumb. It just allows us to make others aware of how dumb we are.”

        — Caprice Crane (@capricecrane)

“The easiest way to save face is to keep the lower half shut.”

        — Unknown

“All the world’s a stage! And here I am in the blooper reel!”

        — Ziggy by Tom Wilson

“Though no one can go back and make a brand new start, anyone can start from now and make a brand new ending.”

        — Carl Bard

“I am an optimist. It does not seem too much use being anything else.”

        — Winston Churchill

“The reward for conformity is that everyone likes you but yourself.”

        — Rita Mae Brown

“A university is just a group of buildings gathered around a library.”

        — Shelby Foote