“Any emotion, if it is sincere, is involuntary.”

        — Mark Twain

“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the the universe.”

        — Albert Einstein

“Television has changed a child from an irresistible force to an immovable object.”

        — Laurence J. Peter

“It is absurd to divide people into good and bad. People are either charming or tedious.”

        — Oscar Wilde

“Talk doesn’t cook rice.”

        — Chinese Proverb

“A person without a sense of humour is like a wagon without springs – jolted by every pebble in the road.”

        — Henry Ward Beecher

“Admit your errors before someone else exaggerates them.”

        — Andrew V. Mason