“Someday humanity will defeat Skynet by installing iTunes and McAfee on it.”

        — Lowell (@howtogeek)

“Life is a great big canvas, and you should throw all the paint on it you can.”

        — Danny Kaye

“What little food grows here is tough and tasteless. The people that grow here, even more so.”

        — Hiccup, How to Train Your Dragon

“Middle names exist so kids have a clear indication when they are in big trouble.”

        — Michael Lopp (@rands)

“As long as a word remains unspoken, you are it’s master once you utter it, you are it’s slave.”

        — Solomon Ibn Gabirol

“My problem lies in reconciling my gross habits with my net income.”

        — Errol Flynn

“Decaffeinated coffee is the devil’s blend.”

        — Unknown