“Losers quit when they’re tired. Winners quit when they’ve won.”

        — Unknown

“A criminal is a person with predatory instincts who has not sufficient capital to form a corporation.”

        — Howard Scott

“Television has changed a child from an irresistible force to an immovable object.”

        — Laurence J. Peter

“The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposed ideas in mind at the same time and still retain the ability to function.”

        — F. Scott Fitzgerald

“The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit.”

        — W. Somerset Maugham

“A pun is the lowest form of humour, unless you thought of it yourself.”

        — Doug Larson

“Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools, because they have to say something.”

        — Plato