“Never tell me the sky’s the limit when there are footprints on the moon.”

        — Unknown

“For business reasons, I must preserve the outward signs of sanity.”

        — Mark Twain

“It’s a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water.”

        — Franklin P. Jones

“How old would you be if you didn’t know how old you were?”

        — Satchel Paige

“When there was only one set of footprints in the sand, that was when I bailed because you wouldn’t stop talking about your gluten allergy.”

        — Caprice Crane (@capricecrane) #

“All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing.”

        — Edmund Burke

“Marriage is a book of which the first chapter is written in poetry and the remaining chapters in prose.”

        — Beverley Nichols

“Most people are willing to pay more to be amused than to be educated.”

        — Robert C. Savage

“The way to get things done is not to mind who gets the credit for doing them.”

        — Benjamin Jowett

Whoever is under-represented in your life will be over-represented in your imagination.

        — Mónica Guzmá

“Books are uniquely portable magic.”

        — Stephen King

“It’s only impossible if you stop to think about it!”

        — The Pirates! Band of Misfits

“So long as there’s a jingle in your head, television isn’t free.”

        — Jason Love

“I can think of no more stirring symbol of man’s humanity to man than a fire engine.”

        — Kurt Vonnegut

“No matter what happens, somebody will find a way to take it too seriously.”

        — Dave Barry

“Feelings are much like waves, we can’t stop them from coming, but we can choose which one to surf.”

        — Jonatan Mårtensson

“One accurate measurement is worth more than a thousand expert opinions.”

        — Grace Hopper

“What is a cynic? A man who knows the price of everything and the value of nothing.”

        — Oscar Wilde

“There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.”

        — Will Rogers

“The Internet is a marvellous tool for finding solutions to problems I never had prior to the Internet.”

        — Unknown

“If you have a parrot and you don’t teach it to say, ‘Help, they’ve turned me into a parrot’, you are wasting everybody’s time.”