“A man never stands as tall as when he kneels to help a child.”

        — The Knights of Pythagoras

“To love would be an awfully big adventure.”

        — J. M. Barrie (Peter Pan)

“The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage.”

        — Mark Russell

“A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.”

        — William Faulkner

“If everything seems under control, you’re just not going fast enough.”

        — Mario Andretti

“For every complex problem, there is a solution that is simple, neat, and wrong.”

        — H. L. Mencken

“For most men life is a search for the proper manila envelope in which to get themselves filed.”

        — Clifton Fadiman

“The ABC’s of Life: Accept differences; Be kind; Clear your browser history.”

        — Caprice Crane (@capricecrane) #

“It is wise to keep in mind that no success or failure is necessarily final.”

        — Unknown

“The word ‘politics’ is derived from the word ‘poly’, meaning ‘many’, and the word ‘ticks’, meaning ‘blood sucking parasites’.”

        — Larry Hardiman

“If you want to build a ship, don’t drum up the men to gather wood, divide the work and give orders. Instead, teach them to yearn for the vast and endless sea.”

        — Antoine de Saint Exupéry

“Happiness is not a reward – it’s a consequence. Suffering is not a punishment – it’s a result.”

        — Robert Ingersoll

“The liberation of humanity is all or nothing.”

        — May 1968 Graffiti #

“Whatever your advice, make it brief.”

        — Horace

“Damaged people are dangerous. They know they can survive.”

        — Josephine Hart, Damage

“If the guy next to you is swearing like a wharfie he’s probably a billionaire. Or, just conceivably, a wharfie.”

        — Australian observation

“A bend in the road is not the end of the road… unless you fail to make the turn.”

        — Unknown