“No absolute is going to make the lion lie down with the lamb unless the lamb is inside.”

        — D. H. Lawrence

“The future is already here – it is just unevenly distributed.”

        — William Gibson

“If you trip over a pun in your speaking it’s not so bad but to intentionally jump on one is a true offence.”

        — Graycie Harmon

“Young people need models, not critics.”

        — John Wooden

“The reward for conformity is that everyone likes you but yourself.”

        — Rita Mae Brown

“People tend to make rules for others and exceptions for themselves.”

        — Unknown

“Existential threats don’t scare us. We’re librarians.”

        — Bethany Nowviskie #

“It’s hard to be a James Bond in an Abbott and Costello world.”

        — Unknown

“You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.”

        — Mae West

“There is nothing so costly to the state as a ruined life.”

        — Catherine Spence

“It’s better to crash into a nap than to nap into a crash.”

        — Unknown

Haikus are easy,
but sometimes they don’t make sense.
Refrigerator

“The problem with Test-Driven Development is that you have to think about what you want the code to do before you write it. And that ruins the surprise.”

        — Jason Gorman

“I am an old man and have known a great many troubles, but most of them never happened.”

        — Mark Twain

“Man stands in his own shadow and wonders why it’s dark.”

        — Zen Proverb

“The twentieth century has been characterized by three developments of great political importance: the growth of democracy, the growth of corporate power, and the growth of corporate propaganda as a means of protecting corporate power against democracy.”

        — Alex Carey

“Google can bring you back 100,000 answers, a librarian can bring you back the right one.”

        — Neil Gaiman

“Good design adds value faster than it adds cost.”

        — Thomas C. Gale

“Flattery is all right so long as you don’t inhale.”

        — Adlai E. Stevenson

“The difference between a stupid man and a wise one is the stupid man’s inability to calculate the consequences of the action. The same goes for government.”

        — Brian Penton

“Don’t judge each day by the harvest you reap but by the seeds that you plant.”

        — Robert Louis Stevenson

“Why not go out on a limb? Isn’t that where the fruit is?”

        — Frank Scully