“Writing code a computer can understand is science. Writing code other programmers can understand is an art.”

        — Jason Gorman (@jasongorman)

“No matter what amazing things you accomplish or how fantastic you are, a cat will always think it is better than you.”

        — Caprice Crane (@capricecrane)

“If I agreed with you, we’d both be wrong.”

        — Unknown

“Failing organisations are usually over-managed and under-led.”

        — Warren G. Bennis

“I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.”

        — Sir Winston Churchill

Debt, n.

An ingenious substitute for the chain and whip of the slave driver.

        — Ambrose Bierce, The Devil’s Dictionary

“Libraries: The medicine chest of the soul.”

        — Library at Thebes, inscription over the door

“Mistakes are part of the dues one pays for a full life.”

        — Sophia Loren

“It would be far easier to lose weight permanently if replacement parts weren’t so handy in the refrigerator.”

        — Hugh Allen

“We have two lives, and the second one begins when we realise we only have one.”

        — Confucius

“The love of one’s country is a splendid thing. But why should love stop at the border?”

        — Pablo Casals

“You come to love not by finding the perfect person, but by seeing an imperfect person perfectly.”

        — Sam Keen

“Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better.”

        — Samuel Beckett

“I am having an out of money experience.”

        — Unknown

“The ornament of a house is the friends who frequent it.”

        — Ralph Waldo Emerson