“A man may be a fool and not know it, but not if he is married.”
— H. L. Mencken
“The ABC’s of Life: Accept differences; Be kind; Clear your browser history.”
— Caprice Crane (@capricecrane) #
“No matter what it is I’m doing, there’s always about an 85% chance I’m supposed to be doing something else.”
— Caprice Crane (@CapricecCrane)
“Being a creator of software systems is like being a god. Only without the omnipotence, omnipresence or omniscience.”
— Brent Snook (@brentsnook)
The phrase, “Don’t take this the wrong way,” has a zero percent success rate.
— Neal Brennan (@nealbrennan)
“Writing code a computer can understand is science. Writing code other programmers can understand is an art.”
— Jason Gorman (@jasongorman)
“No matter what amazing things you accomplish or how fantastic you are, a cat will always think it is better than you.”
— Caprice Crane (@capricecrane)
“Adulthood is like the vet, and we’re all the dogs that were excited for the car ride until we realized where we’re going.”
— Stephanie McMaster (@Smethanie)