“Writing code a computer can understand is science. Writing code other programmers can understand is an art.”

        — Jason Gorman (@jasongorman)

“No matter what amazing things you accomplish or how fantastic you are, a cat will always think it is better than you.”

        — Caprice Crane (@capricecrane)

“If I agreed with you, we’d both be wrong.”

        — Unknown

“Failing organisations are usually over-managed and under-led.”

        — Warren G. Bennis

“I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.”

        — Sir Winston Churchill

Debt, n.

An ingenious substitute for the chain and whip of the slave driver.

        — Ambrose Bierce, The Devil’s Dictionary

“Libraries: The medicine chest of the soul.”

        — Library at Thebes, inscription over the door

“Mistakes are part of the dues one pays for a full life.”

        — Sophia Loren

“It would be far easier to lose weight permanently if replacement parts weren’t so handy in the refrigerator.”

        — Hugh Allen

“We have two lives, and the second one begins when we realise we only have one.”

        — Confucius

“The love of one’s country is a splendid thing. But why should love stop at the border?”

        — Pablo Casals

“You come to love not by finding the perfect person, but by seeing an imperfect person perfectly.”

        — Sam Keen

“Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better.”

        — Samuel Beckett

“I am having an out of money experience.”

        — Unknown

“The ornament of a house is the friends who frequent it.”

        — Ralph Waldo Emerson

“Some poor, phoneless fool is probably sitting next to a waterfall somewhere totally unaware of how angry and scared he’s supposed to be.”

        — Duncan Trussell

“The liberation of humanity is all or nothing.”

        — May 1968 Graffiti #

“If everyone is thinking alike, then somebody isn’t thinking.”

        — George S. Patton

“I love mankind; it’s people I can’t stand.”

        — Charles M. Schulz

“Scratch a dog and you’ll find a permanent job.”

        — Franklin P. Jones

“Well done is better than well said.”

        — Benjamin Franklin

“No one has a finer command of language than the person who keeps his mouth shut.”

        — Sam Rayburn

“Words without actions are the assassins of idealism.”

        — Herbert Hoover

“Every portrait that is painted with feeling is a portrait of the artist, not of the sitter.”

        — Oscar Wilde

“You know you’re in love when you can’t fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.”

        — Dr. Seuss A.K.A. Theodore Giesel

“I was married by a judge – I should have asked for a jury.”

        — Groucho Marx

“And the trouble is, if you don’t risk anything, you risk even more.”

        — Erica Jong

“Don’t be sad because its over. Smile because it happened.”

        — Dr. Seuss A.K.A. Theodore Giesel

“A cynic is a person searching for an honest man, with a stolen lantern.”

        — Edgar A. Shoaff

“There is more to life than increasing its speed.”

        — Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi

“A man never stands as tall as when he kneels to help a child.”

        — The Knights of Pythagoras

“I think we consider too much the good luck of the early bird, and not enough the bad luck of the early worm.”

        — Franklin D. Roosevelt

“Love is an exploding cigar we willingly smoke.”

        — Lynda Barry

“Blessed is the man who, having nothing to say, abstains from giving words in evidence of the fact.”

        — George Elliot

“The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win you’re still a rat.”

        — Lilly Tomlin

“It is expecting too much for a politician to be sincerely interested in the free flow of information.”

        — Graham Perkins

“Adulthood is like the vet, and we’re all the dogs that were excited for the car ride until we realized where we’re going.”

        — Stephanie McMaster (@Smethanie)

Whenever my friends suggest going to a vegan restaurant, my first thought is, “what will I eat afterwards?”

        — David Siegel (@dvdsgl)