“Have a heart that never hardens, a temper that never tires, a touch that never hurts.”

        — Charles Dickens

“Always be nice to people on the way up; because you’ll meet the same people on the way down.”

        — Wilson Mizner

If anyone tells you that such a person speaks ill of you, don’t make excuses about what is said of you, but answer: “He does not know my other faults, else he would not have mentioned only these.”

        — Epictetus

“What one programmer can do in one month, two programmers can do in two months.”

        — Fred Brooks

“Simplicity is a great virtue but it requires hard work to achieve it and education to appreciate it. And to make matters worse: complexity sells better.”

        — Edsger Wybe Dijkstra

“If Tetris has taught me anything, it’s that errors pile up and accomplishments disappear.”

        — Mana (@damana)

“My mind is like my internet browser. Nineteen tabs are open, three of them are frozen, and I have no idea where the music is coming from.”

        — Unknown

“You only have to succeed the last time.”

        — Brian Tracy

“No matter what it is I’m doing, there’s always about an 85% chance I’m supposed to be doing something else.”

        — Caprice Crane (@CapricecCrane)

“Bread for myself is a material question. Bread for my neighbour is a spiritual one.”

        — Nikolai Bardlyaev

“Vegetarian – that’s an old Indian word meaning ‘lousy hunter.’”

        — Andy Rooney

“The ABC’s of Life: Accept differences; Be kind; Clear your browser history.”

        — Caprice Crane (@capricecrane)

“The first time I see a jogger smiling, I’ll consider it.”

        — Joan Rivers

“There is nothing quite so useless as doing with great efficiency something that should not be done at all.”

        — Peter Drucker

“Though no one can go back and make a brand new start, anyone can start from now and make a brand new ending.”

        — Carl Bard

“If it weren’t for physics and law enforcement, I’d be unstoppable.”

        — Unknown

“I used to think I wasn’t a morning person, but things never got better after lunch.”

        — Wally from Dilbert by Scott Adams

“Education - The ability to quote Shakespeare without crediting it to the Bible.”

        — Evan Edgar

“They say a lie gets halfway around the world before the truth gets its pants on. Why the truth is pantsless, no one mentions.”

        — Caprice Crane (@capricecrane)

“My problem lies in reconciling my gross habits with my net income.”

        — Errol Flynn

“For most men life is a search for the proper manila envelope in which to get themselves filed.”

        — Clifton Fadiman

“He bites his tongue who speaks in haste.”

        — Turkish Proverb