“The Internet is a marvellous tool for finding solutions to problems I never had prior to the Internet.”

        — Unknown

“I used to think I wasn’t a morning person, but things never got better after lunch.”

        — Wally from Dilbert by Scott Adams

“Find love when you have time, and find time when you already found the one to love.”

        — Terry Pratchett

“The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win you’re still a rat.”

        — Lilly Tomlin

“Sticks in a bundle are unbreakable.”

        — Kenyan proverb

“Process is an embedded reaction to prior stupidity.”

        — Clay Shirky

“The plural of regex is regrets.”

        — John Opdenakker

“I’m becoming increasingly convinced that the 21st century is based on a short story by Philip K. Dick.”

        — Jason Gorman (@jasongorman)

“An idea not coupled with action will never get any bigger than the brain cell it occupied.”

        — Arnold H. Glasgow

“Everybody wants to eat at the government’s table, but nobody wants to do the dishes.”

        — Werner Finck

“What one programmer can do in one month, two programmers can do in two months.”

        — Fred Brooks

“No one plans to fail. They just go online. Then check their e-mail. Then go to twitter… and it just happens organically.”

        — Caprice Crane (@capricecrane)

“Our marriage was built on mutual trust and a lot of acting ability.”

        — Unknown

“I love that sound a metaphor makes as it begins to fall apart.”

        — Mark Ryall (@markryall)

“I remember when social networking was something that happened in person. How awkward.”

        — Caprice Crane

“You know horses are smarter than people. You never heard of a horse going broke betting on people.”

        — Will Rogers

“They are ill discoverers that think there is no land, when they can see nothing but sea.”

        — Francis Bacon

“People who are brutally honest get more satisfaction out of the brutality than out of the honesty.”

        — Richard J. Needham

“Be careful of your thoughts; they may become words at any moment.”

        — Ira Gassen

“Don’t worry about people stealing an idea. If it’s original, you will have to ram it down their throats.”

        — Howard Aiken

“Choose being kind over being right, and you’ll be right every time.”

        — Richard Carlson

“Always be a first-rate version of yourself, instead of a second-rate version of somebody else.”

        — Judy Garland