“A gentleman is someone who can play the accordion but doesn’t.”

        — Tom Waits

“Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity.”

        — Hanlon’s Razor

“Everyone thinks of changing the world, but no one thinks of changing himself.”

        — Leo Tolstoy

“It’s easy to make someone’s day just by being uncommonly pleasant to them.”

        — David Cain

“The difference between a stupid man and a wise one is the stupid man’s inability to calculate the consequences of the action. The same goes for government.”

        — Brian Penton

“A leader leads by example, whether he intends to or not.”

        — Unknown

“It’s nice to be important, but it’s more important to be nice.”

        — John Cassis

“They gave each other a smile with a future in it.”

        — Ring Lardner

“The cat could very well be man’s best friend but would never stoop to admitting it.”

        — Doug Larson

“The last thing I want to do is hurt you, but it’s still on the list!”

        — Unknown

“Habit is a cable; we weave a thread each day, and at last we cannot break it.”

        — Horace Mann

“Nobody cares how much you know, until they know how much you care.”

        — Theodore Roosevelt

“You will never find time for anything. If you want time you must make it.”

        — Charles Buxton

“Change is not a bolt of lightning that arrives with a zap. It is a bridge built brick by brick, every day”

        — Sarah Hepola

“If it ain’t broke, it’s probably a banker.”

        — Dolly (@TheDollSays)

“There is more to life than increasing its speed.”

        — Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi

“Hardware without software is just heat.”

        — Doug Fisher

“Just think of the tragedy of teaching children not to doubt.”

        — Clarence Darrow

“In carpentry, you measure twice and cut once. In software development, you never measure and make cuts until you run out of time.”

        — Adam Morse

“Art, like morality, consists in drawing the line somewhere.”

        — Gilbert K. Chesterton

“All glory comes from daring to begin.”

        — Eugene F. Ware