“If everyone is thinking alike, then somebody isn’t thinking.”

        — George S. Patton

“I have always thought the actions of men the best interpreters of their thoughts.”

        — John Locke

“Don’t look where you fall, but where you slipped.”

        — African Proverb

“The real problem of humanity is the following: we have paleolithic emotions; medieval institutions; and god-like technology.”

        — Edward O. Wilson, sociobiologist

Rest in peace, Mr Wilson.

“Nothing is so good that somebody, somewhere will not hate it”

        — Frederick Pohl

“From a programmer’s point of view, the user is a peripheral that types when you issue a read request.”

        — Peter Williams

“If at first you don’t succeed, that’s one data point.”

        — xkcd by Randall Munroe

“How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg? Four. Calling a tail a leg doesn’t make it a leg.”

        — Abraham Lincoln

“Adulthood is like the vet, and we’re all the dogs that were excited for the car ride until we realized where we’re going.”

        — Stephanie McMaster (@Smethanie)

“The middle of every successful project looks like a disaster.”

        — Rosabeth Moss Kanter

“The wages of sin are death, but after they take the taxes out, it’s more like a tired feeling.”

        — Paula Poundstone

“We’ve gotten to the point where everybody’s got a right and nobody’s got a responsibility”

        — Newton Minow

“The only things that are certain in life are death and taxes and my murderous rage if you don’t order your own fries and keep eating mine.”

        — Caprice Crane (@capricecrane)

“Reality shows are great because they let you watch dysfunctional people without an annoying mirror.”

        — Caprice Crane (@capricecrane)

“A company that focuses solely on profits ultimately betrays both itself and society.”

        — Bill Hewlett and David Packard

“Just think of the tragedy of teaching children not to doubt.”

        — Clarence Darrow

“Inside every well-written large program is a well-written small program.”

        — C. A. R. Hoare

“It’s not that I’m afraid to die. I just don’t want to be there when it happens.”

        — Woody Allen

“Daughters are like flowers, they fill the world with beauty, and sometimes attract pests.”

        — Unknown

“No man is a failure who is enjoying life.”

        — William Feather

“My shoes probably think I died.”

        — Bαѕєм|باسم #QuarantineQuotes

“The cat could very well be man’s best friend but would never stoop to admitting it.”

        — Doug Larson

“How wonderful it is that nobody need wait a single moment before starting to improve the world.”

        — Anne Frank