“Never wear anything that panics the cat.”

        — P. J. O’Rourke

“Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.”

“Do you love me because I am beautiful, or am I beautiful because you love me?”

        — Cinderella by Oscar Hammerstein II

“A committee is a cul-de-sac down which ideas are lured and then quietly strangled.”

        — Barnett Cocks

“No individual raindrop considers itself responsible for the flood.”

        — Unknown

“What is a cynic? A man who knows the price of everything and the value of nothing.”

        — Oscar Wilde

“One irresponsible programmer can keep any five top-notch programmers busy.”

        — Eric Evans

“Money may talk, but chocolate sings.”

        — Unknown

“Religion is like a drug, in small doses it’s curative, in large, it’s addictive.”

        — Eli Gold, The Good Wife

“Good design is clear thinking made visible. Bad design is stupidity made visible.”

        — Edward Tufte

“My writing process: 50 percent pacing, 20 percent snacks, 18 percent furious weeping, 12 percent actual writing.”

        — Brendan I. Koerner (@brendankoerner)

“Whether you think you can or think you can’t, you’re right.”

        — Henry Ford

“If we have data, let’s look at data. If all we have are opinions, let’s go with mine.”

        — Jim Barksdale (former Netscape CEO)

“Programming close to the hardware is bare metal. Programming close to javascript is bare stupid.”

        — Eamon Brosnan

“Liz is different from all the other girls I’ve known. For one thing, she likes me.”

        — Jon, Garfield

“Technology doesn’t make us dumb. It just allows us to make others aware of how dumb we are.”

        — Caprice Crane (@capricecrane)

“May you get to Heaven a half hour before the Devil knows you’re dead.”

        — Irish Blessing

“I would rather have questions that can’t be answered than answers that can’t be questioned.”

        — Richard Feynman

“Life is like a ten-speed bicycle. Most of us have gears we never use.”

        — Charles Schulz

“Find love when you have time, and find time when you already found the one to love.”

        — Terry Pratchett

“I’m sorry but if you’re still using an AOL email address, I just can’t take you seriously.”

        — @HAL9000_

“It’s not your blue blood, your pedigree or your college degree. It’s what you do with your life that counts.”

        — Millard Fuller