“If opportunity doesn’t knock, build a door.”

        — Milton Berle

“I remember when social networking was something that happened in person. How awkward.”

        — Caprice Crane

“I praise loudly, I blame softly.”

        — Catherine the Great

“Every portrait that is painted with feeling is a portrait of the artist, not of the sitter.”

        — Oscar Wilde

“…and on the 3rd day God finished creating the Earth, and it looked fantastic and worked really well. And then he checked it in IE…”

        — Simon (@intruth)

“I don’t mind suffering is silence, as long as everyone knows I’m suffering in silence."

        — Boho the hippopotamus, from the Jungle Doctor story, “Sweet and Sour Hippo”

“Always be a first-rate version of yourself, instead of a second-rate version of somebody else.”

        — Judy Garland

“Growth for growth’s sake is the ideology of the cancer cell.”

        — Edward Abbey

“You know you’re in love when you can’t fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.”

        — Dr. Seuss A.K.A. Theodore Giesel

“You can’t turn back the clock. But you can wind it up again.”

        — Bonnie Prudden

“Interpretive dance, when it succeeds, is still a failure.”

        — Toby Hede, “Things I have learned from a lifetime of failure” Ignite Melbourne 2010

“It isn’t kind to cultivate a friendship just so one will have an audience.”

        — Lawana Blackwell

“The quickest way for a parent to get a child’s attention is to sit down and look comfortable.”

        — Lane Olinghouse

“If a mistake is not a stepping stone, it is a mistake.”

        — Eli Siegel

“The only things that are certain in life are death and taxes and my murderous rage if you don’t order your own fries and keep eating mine.”

        — Caprice Crane (@capricecrane)

The phrase, “Don’t take this the wrong way,” has a zero percent success rate.

        — Neal Brennan (@nealbrennan)

How can we call ourselves “evolved” when signs are needed to remind people to wash their hands after they go to the bathroom?

        — Caprice Crane (@capricecrane)

“Thousands of geniuses live and die undiscovered – either by themselves or by others.”

        — Mark Twain

“Nobody cares how much you know, until they know how much you care.”

        — Theodore Roosevelt

“Take risks, dare to fail, remember the first person through the wall always gets hurt.”

        — Aaron Sorkin #

“A man wrapped up in himself makes a very small package.”

        — Unknown

“Indecision becomes decision with time.”

        — Unknown