“Winners win and losers have meetings.”

        — Ozzie Guillen

“The three horrors of modern life – talk without meaning, desire without love, work without satisfaction.”

        — Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic’s Notebook, 1960

“The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win you’re still a rat.”

        — Lilly Tomlin

“We are here on Earth to do good to others. What the others are here for, I don’t know.”

        — W. H. Auden

“Whatever your advice, make it brief.”

        — Horace

“There’s nothing more noble than a good try.”

        — Gordon Parks

“A fool flatters himself, a wise man flatters the fool”

        — Edward G. Bulwer-Lytton

“I am pushing sixty. That is enough exercise for me.”

        — Mark Twain

“The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit.”

        — W. Somerset Maugham

“It wasn’t until late in life that I discovered how easy it is to say ‘I don’t know’.”

        — W. Somerset Maugham

“When he to whom one speaks does not understand, and he who speaks himself does not understand, that is metaphysics.”

        — Voltaire

“The future is already here – it is just unevenly distributed.”

        — William Gibson

“If it’s a new problem, perhaps it demands a new approach. If it’s an old problem, it certainly does.”

        — Seth Godin

“Dig the well before you are thirsty.”

        — Chinese Proverb

“If God has created us in His image, we have more than returned the compliment.”

        — Voltaire

“Remember, you can do work outside of your paid hours as well.”

        — Clients From Hell

“I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.”

        — Sir Winston Churchill

“Be careful of your thoughts; they may become words at any moment.”

        — Ira Gassen

Hate a liar more than you hate a thief. A thief is only after our salary, a liar is after our reality.

“Every day one should at least listen to a little song, read a good poem, look at a fine painting, and, if possible, say a few reasonable words.”

        — Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

“Marriage is an adventure, like going to war.”

        — Gilbert Keith Chesterton

“I am the inferior of any man whose rights I trample underfoot.”

        — Horace Greeley