“You block your dream when you allow your fear to grow bigger than your faith.”

        — Mary Manin Morrissey

“Don’t judge those who try and fail, judge those who fail to try.”

        — Unknown

“You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.”

        — Unknown

“One only needs two tools in life: WD-40 to make things go, and duct tape to make them stop.”

        — G. M. Weilacher

“If we desire respect for the law, we must first make the law respectable.”

        — Louis D. Brandeis

“People can be taught to hate. And people can be taught to spell. But apparently, it’s one or the other.”

        — Caprice Crane

“A person without a sense of humour is like a wagon without springs – jolted by every pebble in the road.”

        — Henry Ward Beecher

“It’s so useless but it’s awesome!”

        — Benjamin Humphrey (@humphreybc), Linux.conf.au 2012

“Television has changed a child from an irresistible force to an immovable object.”

        — Laurence J. Peter

“No matter what happens, somebody will find a way to take it too seriously.”

        — Dave Barry

“Visual programming is like trying to get to the moon by climbing a tree. You make a lot of good early progress, at first, but pretty soon you have to go back to your funding agency and ask for a bigger tree.”

        — Unknown

“In prosperity, our friends know us; in adversity, we know our friends.”

        — John Churton Collins

“A good head and a good heart are always a formidable combination.”

        — Nelson Mandela

“There are two rules for success: 1. Never tell everything you know.”

        — Roger H. Lincoln

“If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.”

        — Derek Bok

“Take from the altars of the past the fire – not the ashes.”

        — Jean Jaures

“The older I grow the more I listen to people who don’t talk much.”

        — Germain G. Glien

“Change is inevitable. Unless you need it to feed the parking meter. Then it’s nowhere to be found.”

        — Caprice Crane

“Everything in moderation, including moderation.”

        — Unknown

“The man who never reads lives only once.”

        — George R. R. Martin

“Happiness is a direction, not a place.”

        — Sydney J. Harris

“Interpretive dance, when it succeeds, is still a failure.”

        — Toby Hede, “Things I have learned from a lifetime of failure” Ignite Melbourne 2010