“If it weren’t for physics and law enforcement, I’d be unstoppable.”

        — Unknown

“I have always thought the actions of men the best interpreters of their thoughts.”

        — John Locke

“I used to think I wasn’t a morning person, but things never got better after lunch.”

        — Wally from Dilbert by Scott Adams

“Growth for growth’s sake is the ideology of the cancer cell.”

        — Edward Abbey

“Daughters are like flowers, they fill the world with beauty, and sometimes attract pests.”

        — Unknown

“I can’t understand why people are frightened of new ideas. I’m frightened of the old ones.”

        — John Cage

“He who asks a question is a fool for a minute; he who does not remains a fool forever.”

        — Chinese Proverb

“One irresponsible programmer can keep any five top-notch programmers busy.”

        — Eric Evans

“There is no failure. Only feedback.”

        — Robert Allen

“Thousands of geniuses live and die undiscovered – either by themselves or by others.”

        — Mark Twain

“There are three rules for writing a novel. Unfortunately, no one knows what they are.”

        — William Somerset Maugham

“Moore’s Law of Mad Science: Every eighteen months, the minimum IQ necessary to destroy the world drops by one point.”

        — Eliezer Yudkowsky

“If everyone is thinking alike, then somebody isn’t thinking.”

        — George S. Patton

“Stay away from negative people. They have a problem for every solution.”

        — Albert Einstein

“There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.”

        — Will Rogers

“Television has proved that people will look at anything rather than each other.”

        — Ann Landers

“War does not determine who is right, only who is left.”

        — Bertrand Russell

“They are ill discoverers that think there is no land, when they can see nothing but sea.”

        — Francis Bacon

“Out in the bush, the tarred road always ends just after the house of the local mayor.”

        — Australian observation

Whenever my friends suggest going to a vegan restaurant, my first thought is, “what will I eat afterwards?”

        — David Siegel (@dvdsgl)

“Way too much coffee. But if it weren’t for the coffee, I’d have no identifiable personality whatsoever.”

        — David Letterman

“Home is where you hang your @.”

        — Unknown

“C++ is history repeated as tragedy. Java is history repeated as farce.”

        — Scott McKay