“There is now ten times as many lines of legal text about BusyBox than there is lines of source code.”

        — Bruce Perens, Linux.conf.au 2012

“If we cannot be clever, we can always be kind.”

        — Alfred Fripp

“No matter what happens, somebody will find a way to take it too seriously.”

        — Dave Barry

“I have never lowered myself to name calling, and I’m not about to start on account of that prat.”

        — Unknown

“It requires less character to discover the faults of others than is does to tolerate them.”

        — J. Petit Senn

“Good teachers are costly, but bad teachers cost more.”

        — Bob Talbert

“Dogs with thumbs would make you coffee, cats with thumbs would steal your car.”

        — Richard Stevens (@rstevens)

“Go the extra mile. It’s never crowded.”

        — Unknown

“No matter how hard you push and no matter what the priority, you can’t increase the speed of light.”

        — R. Callon, RFC1925: The Twelve Networking Truths

“Every portrait that is painted with feeling is a portrait of the artist, not of the sitter.”

        — Oscar Wilde

“Kindness has converted more people than zeal, science, or eloquence.”

        — Mother Teresa

“We crucify ourselves between two thieves: regret for yesterday and fear of tomorrow.”

        — Fulton Oursler

“The middle of every successful project looks like a disaster.”

        — Rosabeth Moss Kanter

“People often find it easier to be a result of the past than a cause of the future.”

        — Anonymous

My 4-year old told me how a double-sided pencil can be used even if one end is broken. I told her how to say “fault-tolerant redundancy.”

        — Chris Houser (@chrishouser)

“If you can find a path with no obstacles, it probably doesn’t lead anywhere.”

        — Frank A. Clark

“To forgive is to set a prisoner free and discover that the prisoner was you.”

        — Lewis Smedes

“I am not afraid of storms for I am learning how to sail my ship.”

        — Louisa May Alcott

“No one plans to fail. They just go online. Then check their e-mail. Then go to twitter… and it just happens organically.”

        — Caprice Crane (@capricecrane)

“Just think of the tragedy of teaching children not to doubt.”

        — Clarence Darrow

“All glory comes from daring to begin.”

        — Eugene F. Ware

“Never mistake motion for action.”

        — Ernest Hemingway

“I married beneath me - all women do.”

        — Nancy Astor

“God writes a lot of comedy. The trouble is, he’s stuck with so many bad actors who don’t know how to play funny.”

        — Garrison Keillor

“Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.”

        — Don Marquis

“People who don’t take risks generally make about two big mistakes a year. People who do take risks generally make about two big mistakes a year.”

        — Peter Drucker

“Behold the turtle. He makes progress only when he sticks his neck out.”

        — James Bryant Conant

“The law locks up the man who steals the goose from the common, but leaves the greater criminal loose who steals the common from the goose.”

        — Australian convict saying

“I can picture in my mind a world without war and without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they’d never expect it.”

        — Jack Handey (@Thinking_Deep)

“If you really put a small value upon yourself, rest assured that the world will not raise your price.”

        — Unknown

“I’m going to buy him a copy of the Mythical Man Month. Actually I’m going to buy him two copies so he can read it twice as fast.”

        — Unknown

“Always hold your head up, but be careful to keep your nose at a friendly level.”

        — Max L. Forman

“Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation leans on the doorbell.”

        — Unknown

“The Internet is a marvellous tool for finding solutions to problems I never had prior to the Internet.”

        — Unknown

“I have always imagined that paradise will be a kind of library.”

        — Jorge Luis Borges

“Design without a cost target is just art class”

        — Clothing designer from Nike

“You can complain because roses have thorns, or you can rejoice because thorns have roses.”

        — Ziggy by Tom Wilson

“Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.”

        — George Jean Nathan

“We don’t see things as they are. We see things as we are.”

        — Anais Nin

“Nothing is so good that somebody, somewhere will not hate it”

        — Frederick Pohl

“The aim of psychoanalysis is to relieve people of their neurotic unhappiness so that they can be normally unhappy.”

        — Sigmund Freud

“People rarely succeed unless they have fun in what they are doing.”

        — Dale Carnegie

“Other people’s opinion of you does not have to become your reality.”

        — Les Brown

“If you want to test your memory, try to recall what you were worrying about one year ago today.”

        — E. Joseph Cossman

“Coffee should be black as Hell, strong as death, and sweet as love.”

        — Turkish Proverb

“Programming is 10% science, 20% ingenuity, and 70% getting the ingenuity to work with the science.”

        — Unknown

“Institutions will try to preserve the problem to which they are the solution.”

        — Clay Shirky, South by Southwest 2010

“God loved the birds and invented trees. Man loved the birds and invented cages”

        — Jacques Deval

“We’re not just just humans anymore. We’re not multiple personalities, we’re many personalities… uh, one of my personalities happens to be a multiple personality but that doesn’t make me a multiple personality. I’m looking for a little nuance here.”

        — Alpha, Dollhouse

“Always back the horse named self-interest, son. It’ll be the only one trying.”

        — Jack Lang

“To avoid criticism , do nothing, say nothing, be nothing.”

        — Elbert Green Hubbard

“Joy, I think, is a tougher, gutsier emotion than despair. We’re not going to mope our way to a brighter future or better lives.”

        — Alex Steffen (@AlexSteffen)

“It’s a sad and stupid thing to have to proclaim yourself a revolutionary just to be a decent man.”

        — David Harris

“I know that you gave us exactly what we asked for, but these are really not what we were hoping for.”

        — Unknown, from Clients From Hell

“No absolute is going to make the lion lie down with the lamb unless the lamb is inside.”

        — D. H. Lawrence

“It is expecting too much for a politician to be sincerely interested in the free flow of information.”

        — Graham Perkins

“A man who marries his mistress leaves a vacancy in that position.”

        — Oscar Wilde

“The best possible company management is one that combines a sense of corporate greatness and destiny, with empathy for, and fidelity to, the average employee.”

        — Bill Hewlett and David Packard

“The wages of sin are death, but after they take the taxes out, it’s more like a tired feeling.”

        — Paula Poundstone

“Silence was never written down.”

        — Italian Proverb

“Perfection [in design] is achieved, not when there is nothing more to add, but when there is nothing left to take away.”

        — St Antoine de Exupéry

“Writing code a computer can understand is science. Writing code other programmers can understand is an art.”

        — Jason Gorman (@jasongorman)

“The diminutive chains of habit are seldom heavy enough to be felt till they are too strong to be broken.”

        — Samuel Johnson

“Never try to teach a pig to sing; it wastes your time and it annoys the pig.”

        — Robert Heinlein

“An idea not coupled with action will never get any bigger than the brain cell it occupied.”

        — Arnold H. Glasgow

“Wisdom is knowing what to do next, skill is knowing how to do it, and virtue is doing it.”

        — David Starr Jordan

“Winners win and losers have meetings.”

        — Ozzie Guillen

“The three horrors of modern life – talk without meaning, desire without love, work without satisfaction.”

        — Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic’s Notebook, 1960

“The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win you’re still a rat.”

        — Lilly Tomlin

“We are here on Earth to do good to others. What the others are here for, I don’t know.”

        — W. H. Auden

“Whatever your advice, make it brief.”

        — Horace

“There’s nothing more noble than a good try.”

        — Gordon Parks

“A fool flatters himself, a wise man flatters the fool”

        — Edward G. Bulwer-Lytton

“I am pushing sixty. That is enough exercise for me.”

        — Mark Twain

“The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit.”

        — W. Somerset Maugham

“It wasn’t until late in life that I discovered how easy it is to say ‘I don’t know’.”

        — W. Somerset Maugham

“When he to whom one speaks does not understand, and he who speaks himself does not understand, that is metaphysics.”

        — Voltaire

“The future is already here – it is just unevenly distributed.”

        — William Gibson

“If it’s a new problem, perhaps it demands a new approach. If it’s an old problem, it certainly does.”

        — Seth Godin

“Dig the well before you are thirsty.”

        — Chinese Proverb

“If God has created us in His image, we have more than returned the compliment.”

        — Voltaire

“Remember, you can do work outside of your paid hours as well.”

        — Clients From Hell

“I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.”

        — Sir Winston Churchill

“Be careful of your thoughts; they may become words at any moment.”

        — Ira Gassen

Hate a liar more than you hate a thief. A thief is only after our salary, a liar is after our reality.

“Every day one should at least listen to a little song, read a good poem, look at a fine painting, and, if possible, say a few reasonable words.”

        — Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

“Marriage is an adventure, like going to war.”

        — Gilbert Keith Chesterton

“I am the inferior of any man whose rights I trample underfoot.”

        — Horace Greeley

“I didn’t have time to write a short letter, so I wrote a long one instead.”

        — Mark Twain

“The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him.”

        — Stanislaw Jerszy Lec

“God wisely designed the human body so that we can neither pat our own backs nor kick ourselves too easily.”

        — Unknown

“Consider the postage stamp: its usefulness consists in the ability to stick to one thing till it gets there.”

        — Josh Billings

“We cannot direct the wind, but we can adjust the sails.”

        — Bertha Calloway

“Thinking is difficult, that’s why most people judge.”

        — Carl Jung

“The middle of every successful project looks like a disaster.”

        — Rosabeth Moss Kanter

“Democracy is being allowed to vote for the candidate you dislike least.”

        — Robert Byrne

“The last good thing written in C was Franz Schubert’s Symphony No. 9.”

        — Werner Trobin

“In Seattle you haven’t had enough coffee until you can thread a sewing machine while it’s running.”

        — Jeff Bezos

“You know your children are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they’re going.”

        — P. J. O’Rourke

“If you’re the smartest person in the room, you’re in the wrong room.”

        — Unknown

“Failure is an event, never a person.”

        — William D. Brown

“Any sufficiently advanced bug is indistinguishable from a feature.”

        — Rich Kulawiec

“I can’t understand why people are frightened of new ideas. I’m frightened of the old ones.”

        — John Cage

“Hardware without software is just heat.”

        — Doug Fisher

“Life is not about waiting for the storms to pass… it’s about learning how to dance in the rain.”

        — Vivian Greene

“Maybe all one can do is hope to end up with the right regrets.”

        — Arthur Miller

“Having your book turned into a movie is like seeing your oxen turned into bouillon cubes.”

        — John LeCarre

“Hatred is one long wait.”

        — René Maran

“We believe at once in evil, we only believe in good upon reflection. Is this not sad?”

        — Dorothe Deluzy

“A cynic is a person searching for an honest man, with a stolen lantern.”

        — Edgar A. Shoaff

“I think we consider too much the good luck of the early bird, and not enough the bad luck of the early worm.”

        — Franklin D. Roosevelt

“It is difficult to get a man to understand something when his salary depends upon his not understanding it.”

        — Upton Sinclair

“Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.”

        — Albert Einstein

“In the spider-web of facts, many a truth is strangled.”

        — Paul Eldridge

“A politician thinks of the next election; a statesman thinks of the next generation.”

        — James Freeman Clarke

“To many people virtue consists chiefly in repenting faults, not in avoiding them.”

        — Georg Christoph Lichtenberg

“Books are uniquely portable magic.”

        — Stephen King

“For most men life is a search for the proper manila envelope in which to get themselves filed.”

        — Clifton Fadiman

“Most passport pictures are good likenesses, and it is time we faced it.”

        — Katharine Brush

“It always seems impossible until it is done.”

        — Nelson Mandela

“Often we don’t really need advice or guidance from each other. Sometimes we just need a friend to deposit courage into our soul.”

        — Mike Foster

“Most people would rather be certain they’re miserable, than risk being happy.”

        — Robert Anthony

“Always back the horse named self-interest, son. It’ll be the only one trying.”

        — Jack Lang

“Before you speak, ask yourself: Is it necessary? Is it true? Does it improve upon the silence?”

        — Shirdi Sai Baba

“Resentment is like drinking poison and waiting for the other person to die.”

        — Carrie Fisher

“The greater danger for most of us is not that our aim is too high and we miss it, but that it is too low and we reach it.”

        — Michelangelo Buonarroti

“He who trims himself to suit everyone will soon whittle himself away.”

        — Raymond Hull

“It is the greatest of all mistakes to do nothing because you can only do a little.”

        — Sydney Smith

“Being realistic is the most commonly travelled road to mediocrity.”

        — Will Smith

“To be nobody but yourself – in a world which is doing its best, night and day, to make you everybody else – means to fight the hardest battle which any human being can fight; and never stop fighting.”

        — E. E. Cummings

“Design without a cost target is just art class”

        — Clothing designer from Nike

“Dance like no one is watching; email like it may one day be read aloud in a deposition.”

        — Olivia Nuzzi (@Olivianuzzi)

“You block your dream when you allow your fear to grow bigger than your faith.”

        — Mary Manin Morrissey

“Don’t judge those who try and fail, judge those who fail to try.”

        — Unknown

“You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.”

        — Unknown

“One only needs two tools in life: WD-40 to make things go, and duct tape to make them stop.”

        — G. M. Weilacher

“If we desire respect for the law, we must first make the law respectable.”

        — Louis D. Brandeis

“People can be taught to hate. And people can be taught to spell. But apparently, it’s one or the other.”

        — Caprice Crane

“A person without a sense of humour is like a wagon without springs – jolted by every pebble in the road.”

        — Henry Ward Beecher

“It’s so useless but it’s awesome!”

        — Benjamin Humphrey (@humphreybc), Linux.conf.au 2012

“Television has changed a child from an irresistible force to an immovable object.”

        — Laurence J. Peter

“No matter what happens, somebody will find a way to take it too seriously.”

        — Dave Barry

“Visual programming is like trying to get to the moon by climbing a tree. You make a lot of good early progress, at first, but pretty soon you have to go back to your funding agency and ask for a bigger tree.”

        — Unknown

“In prosperity, our friends know us; in adversity, we know our friends.”

        — John Churton Collins

“A good head and a good heart are always a formidable combination.”

        — Nelson Mandela

“There are two rules for success: 1. Never tell everything you know.”

        — Roger H. Lincoln

“If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.”

        — Derek Bok

“Take from the altars of the past the fire – not the ashes.”

        — Jean Jaures

“The older I grow the more I listen to people who don’t talk much.”

        — Germain G. Glien

“Change is inevitable. Unless you need it to feed the parking meter. Then it’s nowhere to be found.”

        — Caprice Crane

“Everything in moderation, including moderation.”

        — Unknown

“The man who never reads lives only once.”

        — George R. R. Martin

“Happiness is a direction, not a place.”

        — Sydney J. Harris

“Interpretive dance, when it succeeds, is still a failure.”

        — Toby Hede, “Things I have learned from a lifetime of failure” Ignite Melbourne 2010

“If you chase two rabbits, you will not catch either one.”

        — Russian Proverb

“Thoughtful and productive communities make us as a species better."

        — Jono Bacon #lca2016

“Ever since I discovered Twitter, I’ve been trying to stop using it.”

        — Giles Bowkett

“Learning to ignore things is one of the great paths to inner peace”

        — Robert J. Sawyer

“Nobody realises that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.”

        — Albert Camus

“Habits are at first cobwebs, then cables.”

        — Spanish Proverb

“I remember when social networking was something that happened in person. How awkward.”

        — Caprice Crane

“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the the universe.”

        — Albert Einstein

“There are two seasons in Scotland: June and winter.”

        — Billy Connolly

“The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to begin it.”

        — W. M. Lewis

“I shall never use profanity except in discussing house rent and taxes.”

        — Mark Twain

“Ironically, making a statement with words is the least effective method.”

        — Grey Livingston

“I may not be there yet, but I’m closer than I was yesterday.”

        — Unknown

“I see dance being used as communication between body and soul, to express what is too deep to find for words.”

        — Ruth St. Denis

“If Tetris has taught me anything, it’s that errors pile up and accomplishments disappear.”

        — Mana (@damana)

“The more laws the more offenders.”

        — Thomas Fuller

“The English are not a very spiritual people, so they invented cricket to give them some idea of eternity”

        — George Bernard Shaw

“You only have to succeed the last time.”

        — Brian Tracy

“We have a fun game my wife and I play during lock-down. It’s called, ‘Why do you do it that way?’ There are no winners.”

        — Unknown #QuarantineQuotes

“My shoes probably think I died.”

        — Bαѕєм|باسم #QuarantineQuotes

“It’s not your blue blood, your pedigree or your college degree. It’s what you do with your life that counts.”

        — Millard Fuller

“Age wrinkles the body. Quitting wrinkles the soul.”

        — Douglas MacArthur

“Today I will do what others won’t, so tomorrow I can accomplish what others can’t.”

        — Jerry Rice

“Eagles may soar high, but weasels don’t get sucked into jet engines.”

        — John Benfield

“Fortunately excitement is one of the contagious things children carry.”

        — Tatu Saloranta (@cowtowncoder)

“I follow a healthy lifestyle, but I rarely catch up with it.”

        — Thin Lines by Randy Glasbergen

“He who asks a question is a fool for a minute; he who does not remains a fool forever.”

        — Chinese Proverb

“I have often lamented that we cannot close our ears with as much ease as we can our eyes.”

        — Richard Steele

“I’m sorry but if you’re still using an AOL email address, I just can’t take you seriously.”

        — @HAL9000_

“Leadership is action, not position.”

        — Donald H. McGannon

“We crucify ourselves between two thieves: regret for yesterday and fear of tomorrow.”

        — Fulton Oursler

“The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds, and the pessimist fears that this is true.”

        — James Branch Cabell

“It’s only impossible if you stop to think about it!”

        — The Pirates! Band of Misfits

“No matter how hard you push and no matter what the priority, you can’t increase the speed of light.”

        — R. Callon, RFC1925: The Twelve Networking Truths

“Sometimes the questions are complicated and the answers are simple”

        — Dr. Seuss A.K.A. Theodore Giesel

“Don’t anthropomorphise computers. They hate it.”

        — Unknown

“There are no passengers on spaceship earth. We are all crew.”

        — Marshall McLuhan

“Exercise machines are just torture devices with better marketing campaigns.”

        — Caprice Crane (@capricecrane)

“Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need most.”

        — American Proverb

“The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore all progress depends on the unreasonable man.”

        — George Bernard Shaw, Man and Superman (1903) “Maxims for Revolutionists”

“Truth is not determined by majority vote.”

        — Doug Gwyn

“A gentleman is someone who can play the accordion but doesn’t.”

        — Tom Waits

“It is wise to keep in mind that no success or failure is necessarily final.”

        — Unknown

“I am in favour of preserving the French habit of kissing ladies’ hands - after all, one must start somewhere.”

        — Sacha Guitry

“Maybe all one can do is hope to end up with the right regrets.”

        — Arthur Miller

“No matter how big and bad you are, when a two year old hands you a toy phone, you answer it.”

        — Unknown

“Your religion is what you do when the sermon is over.”

        — H. Jackson Brown Jr.

“Those who make peaceful revolution impossible will make violent revolution inevitable.”

        — John F. Kennedy, 1962

“Often we don’t really need advice or guidance from each other. Sometimes we just need a friend to deposit courage into our soul.”

        — Mike Foster

“What is more important in a library than anything else - than everything else - is the fact that it exists.”

        — Archibald MacLeish

“While one person hesitates because he feels inferior, the other is busy making mistakes and becoming superior.”

        — Henry C. Link

“It is the greatest of all mistakes to do nothing because you can only do a little.”

        — Sydney Smith

“There is nothing so costly to the state as a ruined life.”

        — Catherine Spence

Love one another and you will be happy. It’s as simple and as difficult as that.

        — Michael Leunig

“Writing code a computer can understand is science. Writing code other programmers can understand is an art.”

        — Jason Gorman (@jasongorman)

“For every complex problem, there is a solution that is simple, neat, and wrong.”

        — H. L. Mencken

“The heart is the first feature of working minds.”

        — Frank Lloyd Wright

“At some point the entire universe will become a black, cold, lifeless void. So pass me my damned coffee.”

        — Unknown

“It is better to do the right problem the wrong way than the wrong problem the right way.”

        — Richard Hamming

“Tomorrow is often the busiest day of the week”

        — Spanish Proverb

“If cats looked like frogs we’d realise what nasty, cruel little bastards they are. Style. That’s what people remember.”

        — Terry Pratchett, Lords and Ladies

“Too much software productivity is measured by how far the bullet is from the gun, rather than how close it is to the target.”

        — Richard Dalton (@richardadalton)

“Git gets easier once you get the basic idea that branches are homeomorphic endofunctors mapping submanifolds of a Hilbert space.”

        — Isaac Wolkerstorfer (@agnoster)

“Only in grammar can you be more than perfect.”

        — William Safire

“If a mistake is not a stepping stone, it is a mistake.”

        — Eli Siegel

“You know horses are smarter than people. You never heard of a horse going broke betting on people.”

        — Will Rogers

“I guess cows aren’t into the four food groups, especially when they are two of them.”

        — Anthony Clark

“The Internet is a marvellous tool for finding solutions to problems I never had prior to the Internet.”

        — Unknown

“We don’t see things as they are. We see things as we are.”

        — Anais Nin

“There is only one thing more painful than learning from experience and that is not learning from experience.”

        — Archibald McLeish

“If you have a parrot and you don’t teach it to say, ‘Help, they’ve turned me into a parrot’, you are wasting everybody’s time.”

“My husband lets me have all the scrapbooking supplies I can hide.”

        — Unknown

“Life is not a matter of holding good cards, but sometimes, playing a poor hand well.”

        — Jack London

“Think like a man of action, act like a man of thought.”

        — Henri Louis Bergson

“Anyone who believes what a cat tells him deserves what he gets.”

        — Neil Gaiman

“A Platypus is a duck designed by a committee.”

        — Unknown

“UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity.”

        — Dennis Ritchie (1941–2011)

“Sometimes you just have to jump out the window and grow wings on the way down.”

        — Ray Bradbury

“No member of a crew is praised for the rugged individuality of his rowing.”

        — Ralph Waldo Emerson

“Flattery is all right so long as you don’t inhale.”

        — Adlai E. Stevenson

“A university is just a group of buildings gathered around a library.”

        — Shelby Foote

“Bore: A man who deprives you of solitude without providing you with company.”

        — Gian Vincenzo Gravina

“To many people virtue consists chiefly in repenting faults, not in avoiding them.”

        — Georg Christoph Lichtenberg

“Marriage is a book of which the first chapter is written in poetry and the remaining chapters in prose.”

        — Beverley Nichols

“Your assumptions are your windows on the world. Scrub them off every once in a while, or the light won’t come in.”

        — Isaac Asimov

“If it weren’t for physics and law enforcement, I’d be unstoppable.”

        — Unknown

“I have always thought the actions of men the best interpreters of their thoughts.”

        — John Locke

“I used to think I wasn’t a morning person, but things never got better after lunch.”

        — Wally from Dilbert by Scott Adams

“Growth for growth’s sake is the ideology of the cancer cell.”

        — Edward Abbey

“Daughters are like flowers, they fill the world with beauty, and sometimes attract pests.”

        — Unknown

“I can’t understand why people are frightened of new ideas. I’m frightened of the old ones.”

        — John Cage

“He who asks a question is a fool for a minute; he who does not remains a fool forever.”

        — Chinese Proverb

“One irresponsible programmer can keep any five top-notch programmers busy.”

        — Eric Evans

“There is no failure. Only feedback.”

        — Robert Allen

“Thousands of geniuses live and die undiscovered – either by themselves or by others.”

        — Mark Twain

“There are three rules for writing a novel. Unfortunately, no one knows what they are.”

        — William Somerset Maugham

“Moore’s Law of Mad Science: Every eighteen months, the minimum IQ necessary to destroy the world drops by one point.”

        — Eliezer Yudkowsky

“If everyone is thinking alike, then somebody isn’t thinking.”

        — George S. Patton

“Stay away from negative people. They have a problem for every solution.”

        — Albert Einstein

“There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.”

        — Will Rogers

“Television has proved that people will look at anything rather than each other.”

        — Ann Landers

“War does not determine who is right, only who is left.”

        — Bertrand Russell

“They are ill discoverers that think there is no land, when they can see nothing but sea.”

        — Francis Bacon

“Out in the bush, the tarred road always ends just after the house of the local mayor.”

        — Australian observation

Whenever my friends suggest going to a vegan restaurant, my first thought is, “what will I eat afterwards?”

        — David Siegel (@dvdsgl)

“Way too much coffee. But if it weren’t for the coffee, I’d have no identifiable personality whatsoever.”

        — David Letterman

“Home is where you hang your @.”

        — Unknown

“C++ is history repeated as tragedy. Java is history repeated as farce.”

        — Scott McKay