“Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.”

        — Scott Adams

“Talk doesn’t cook rice.”

        — Chinese Proverb

“There is more to life than increasing its speed.”

        — Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi

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        — Unknown Programmer

“The man with a toothache thinks everyone happy whose teeth are sound.”

        — George Bernard Shaw

“All the world’s a stage! And here I am in the blooper reel!”

        — Ziggy by Tom Wilson

“You know you’re in love when you can’t fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.”

        — Dr. Seuss A.K.A. Theodore Giesel

“Consider the postage stamp: its usefulness consists in the ability to stick to one thing till it gets there.”

        — Josh Billings

“If you were happy every day of your life you wouldn’t be human. You’d be a game-show host.”

        — Heathers

“As for butter versus margarine, I trust cows more than chemists.”

        — Joan Gussow

“As long as a word remains unspoken, you are its master once you utter it, you are its slave.”

        — Solomon Ibn Gabirol

“Labour disgraces no man; unfortunately, you occasionally find men who disgrace labour.”

        — Ulysses S. Grant

“A conservative is one who admires radicals centuries after they’re dead.”

        — Leo Rosten

“I shall never use profanity except in discussing house rent and taxes.”

        — Mark Twain

“Religion is like a drug, in small doses it’s curative, in large, it’s addictive.”

        — Eli Gold, The Good Wife

“Other people’s opinion of you does not have to become your reality.”

        — Les Brown

Your success really depends on how loosely you’re willing to define the word “success.”

        — Caprice Crane (@CapricecCrane)

“Never tell me the sky’s the limit when there are footprints on the moon.”

        — Unknown

“Do not repeat anything you will not sign your name to.”

        — Anonymous

“The illiterate of the 21st Century won’t be those can’t read and write, but those who can’t learn, unlearn and re-learn.”

        — Alvin Tofler

“I don’t understand how the people of Tunisia overthrew their government without me signing an e-petition or changing my Twitter avatar.”

        — Matt Bailey (@mattb811)