“I was married by a judge – I should have asked for a jury.”

        — Groucho Marx

“Risks must be taken because the greatest hazard in life is to risk nothing.”

        — Leo Buscaglia

“The illiterate of the 21st Century won’t be those can’t read and write, but those who can’t learn, unlearn and re-learn.”

        — Alvin Tofler

“People are people through other people.”

        — African Proverb

“Marriage is an adventure, like going to war.”

        — Gilbert Keith Chesterton

“A leader leads by example, whether he intends to or not.”

        — Unknown

“Inside every well-written large program is a well-written small program.”

        — C. A. R. Hoare

“His speeches left the impression of an army of pompous phrases moving over the landscape in search of an idea.”

        — William McAdoo

“I cannot and will not cut my conscience to fit this year’s fashion.”

        — Lillian Hellman

“To know what is right and not do it is the worst cowardice.”

        — Confucius

“Don’t judge each day by the harvest you reap but by the seeds that you plant.”

        — Robert Louis Stevenson

“Books are uniquely portable magic.”

        — Stephen King

“For most men life is a search for the proper manila envelope in which to get themselves filed.”

        — Clifton Fadiman

“At no time is freedom of speech more precious than when a man hits his thumb with a hammer.”

        — Marshall Lumsden

“He was jeopardising his traditional rights of freedom and independence by daring to exercise them.”

        — Joseph Heller, Catch-22

“As user friendly as a cornered rat.”

        — Seen in a software review

“An intellectual is a man who takes more words than necessary to tell more than he knows.”

        — Dwight Eisenhower

“Does anybody remember Microsoft? They use to be a big company.”

        — Mitch Wagner, This Week in Google

“Fashion can be bought. Style one must possess.”

        — Edna Woolman Chase

“Arrogance and rudeness are training wheels on the bicycle of life – for weak people who cannot keep their balance without them.”

        — Laura Teresa Marquez

“Adulthood is like the vet, and we’re all the dogs that were excited for the car ride until we realized where we’re going.”

        — Stephanie McMaster (@Smethanie)