“No matter how big and bad you are, when a two year old hands you a toy phone, you answer it.”

        — Unknown

“Labour disgraces no man; unfortunately, you occasionally find men who disgrace labour.”

        — Ulysses S. Grant

“If you lend someone twenty dollars, and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.”

        — Unknown

“There is one word which may serve as a rule of practice for all one’s life – reciprocity.”

        — Confucius

“Everybody always talks about the weather, but no one ever does anything about it.”

        — Mark Twain

“A gentleman is someone who can play the accordion but doesn’t.”

        — Tom Waits

“If everyone is thinking alike, then somebody isn’t thinking.”

        — George S. Patton

“You are entitled to your own opinion, but you are not entitled to your own facts.”

        — Daniel Patrick Moynihan

A great man is he who has not lost the heart of a child.”

        — Mencius

“Kindness is a language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.”

        — Mark Twain

“A generous man forgets what he gives and remembers what he receives.”

        — Proverb

“I see dance being used as communication between body and soul, to express what is too deep to find for words.”

        — Ruth St. Denis

“Cleaning code does NOT take time. NOT cleaning code does take time.”

        — Uncle Bob Martin (@unclebobmartin)

“If we desire respect for the law, we must first make the law respectable.”

        — Louis D. Brandeis

“Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function.”

        — Garrison Keillor

“I have always imagined that paradise will be a kind of library.”

        — Jorge Luis Borges

“You can complain because roses have thorns, or you can rejoice because thorns have roses.”

        — Ziggy by Tom Wilson

“Everyone is famous for 15 Gigabytes.”

        — Cory Doctorow

“Fortunately excitement is one of the contagious things children carry.”

        — Tatu Saloranta (@cowtowncoder)

“To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funny bone.”

        — Reba McEntire

“What one sees depends on how one sees.”

        — Søren Kierkegaard

“Some people walk in the rain, others just get wet.”

        — Roger Miller