“With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine. However, this is not necessarily a good idea.”

        — R. Callon, RFC1925: The Twelve Networking Truths

“No man is a failure who is enjoying life.”

        — William Feather

“Sometimes you just have to jump out the window and grow wings on the way down.”

        — Ray Bradbury

“Always be nice to people on the way up; because you’ll meet the same people on the way down.”

        — Wilson Mizner

“It’s easier to act your way into a new way of thinking than to think your way into a new way of acting.”

        — Millard Fuller

“Twitter spoils us. If only we could limit people in real life to 140 characters or less.”

        — Caprice Crane (@capricecrane)

“Find love when you have time, and find time when you already found the one to love.”

        — Terry Pratchett

“UNIX was not designed to stop its users from doing stupid things, as that would also stop them from doing clever things.”

        — Doug Gwyn

“Any sufficiently advanced information is indistinguishable from noise.”

“Dear coffee: we had a deal. I’d put you in my body, you would give me super powers. WTF happened?”

        — Cory Doctorow (@doctorow)

“Books are the closest thing to real magic I could ever find. How else could sheets of paper transport me to another world?”

        — Brian Rathbone (@BrianRathbone)

“A kiss can be a comma, a question mark or an exclamation point.”

        — Mistinguett

“Inside every well-written large program is a well-written small program.”

        — C. A. R. Hoare

“Indifference is an excellent substitute for patience.”

        — Mason Cooley

“For most men life is a search for the proper manila envelope in which to get themselves filed.”

        — Clifton Fadiman

“Indifference is an excellent substitute for patience.”

        — Mason Cooley

“There are too many people, and too few human beings.”

        — Robert Zend

“When life shuts a door, open it again. It’s a door. That’s how they work.”

        — Unknown

“As for butter versus margarine, I trust cows more than chemists.”

        — Joan Gussow