“Words without actions are the assassins of idealism.”

        — Herbert Hoover

“Work like you owe money to a Russian, love like you’ve never looked in the mirror, dance like a drunk badger attacking a hedge.”

        — Dolly (@TheDollSays)

“Faith moves mountains, but only knowledge moves them to the right place.”

        — Joseph Goebbels

“Inspiration exists but it has to find you working.”

        — Pablo Picasso

“There are two ways to slide easily through life: to believe everything or to doubt everything; both ways save us from thinking.”

        — Alfred Korzybski

“When there was only one set of footprints in the sand, that was when I bailed because you wouldn’t stop talking about your gluten allergy.”

        — Caprice Crane (@capricecrane)

“If you think hiring a professional is expensive, wait till you hire an amateur.”

        — Red Adair

“Labels are for cans, not for people.”

        — Andy Warhol

“People tend to make rules for others and exceptions for themselves.”

        — Unknown

“It is not in the stars to hold our destiny, but in ourselves.”

        — William Shakespeare

“When a diplomat says yes he means perhaps; when he says perhaps he means no; when he says no he is no diplomat.”

        — Otto von Bismarck

“Interpretive dance, when it succeeds, is still a failure.”

        — Toby Hede, “Things I have learned from a lifetime of failure” Ignite Melbourne 2010

If you ever code something that “feels like a hack but it works,” just remember that a CPU is literally a rock that we tricked into thinking.

        — Ben Driscoll (@daisyowl)

“You just have to make the transition from weird to eccentric and then you’re okay.”

        — John Elder Robinson

“Those who make peaceful revolution impossible will make violent revolution inevitable.”

        — John F. Kennedy, 1962

“How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg? Four. Calling a tail a leg doesn’t make it a leg.”

        — Abraham Lincoln

“I follow a healthy lifestyle, but I rarely catch up with it.”

        — Thin Lines by Randy Glasbergen

“All the coffee in Columbia won’t make me a morning person.”

        — Unknown

“Weekends are a bit like rainbows; they look good from a distance but disappear when you get up close to them.”

        — John Shirley

“It is good for us to keep some account of our prayers, that we may not unsay them in our practice.”

        — Matthew Henry

“If you lend someone twenty dollars, and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.”

        — Unknown