“I not only use all the brains that I have, but all that I can borrow.”

        — Woodrow Wilson

“He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death”

        — H. H. Munro

“When it comes to making a big change in your life, you have to want it more than you fear it.”

        — Unknown

“I shall never use profanity except in discussing house rent and taxes.”

        — Mark Twain

“You can’t build a reputation on what you intend to do.”

        — Liz Smith

“We’re not just just humans anymore. We’re not multiple personalities, we’re many personalities… uh, one of my personalities happens to be a multiple personality but that doesn’t make me a multiple personality. I’m looking for a little nuance here.”

        — Alpha, Dollhouse

“Middle names exist so kids have a clear indication when they are in big trouble.”

        — Michael Lopp (@rands)

“There’s nothing more noble than a good try.”

        — Gordon Parks

“The bigger the hat, the smaller the property.”

        — Australian Proverb

“We’ve spent more money bailing out the banks, in one year, than we’ve spent on Science in Britain, since Jesus.”

        — Professor Brian Cox

“In the olden days, if you wanted to watch an American TV show as soon as it came out, you had to get an expensive flight to America every week. But now, thanks to the internet, it’s much easier to find cheaper flights to America.”

        — Tim Berners-Lee

“If you want to build a ship, don’t drum up the men to gather wood, divide the work and give orders. Instead, teach them to yearn for the vast and endless sea.”

        — Antoine de Saint Exupéry

“Exercise machines are just torture devices with better marketing campaigns.”

        — Caprice Crane (@capricecrane)

“I am pushing sixty. That is enough exercise for me.”

        — Mark Twain

“All the world’s a stage! And here I am in the blooper reel!”

        — Ziggy by Tom Wilson

“Don’t look where you fall, but where you slipped.”

        — African Proverb

“A teacher affects eternity; he can never tell where his influence stops.”

        — Henry Brooks Adams

“Great minds have purposes, little minds have wishes.”

        — Washington Irving

“You can’t run from your problems forever. Eventually, you’ll have to take a car or a plane to really avoid them.”

        — Caprice Crane

“The easiest way to save face is to keep the lower half shut.”

        — Unknown