“The last good thing written in C was Franz Schubert’s Symphony No. 9.”

        — Werner Trobin

“During a campaign the air is full of speeches – and vice versa.”

        — Unknown

“Perhaps no place in any community is so totally democratic as the town library. The only entrance requirement is interest.”

        — Lady Bird Johnson

“Man stands in his own shadow and wonders why it’s dark.”

        — Zen Proverb

“The cure for a fallacious argument is a better argument, not the suppression of ideas.”

        — Carl Sagan

“Stupidity got us into this mess, why can’t it get us out?”

        — Will Rogers

“The great thing about human language is that it prevents us from sticking to the matter at hand.”

        — Lewis Thomas

“If at first you don’t succeed, you’re running about average.”

        — M. H. Alderson

“Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not; a sense of humour to console him for what he is.”

        — Francis Bacon

“C is quirky, flawed, and an enormous success.”

        — Dennis M. Ritchie

“Arrogance and rudeness are training wheels on the bicycle of life – for weak people who cannot keep their balance without them.”

        — Laura Teresa Marquez

“A book must be an axe for the frozen sea inside of us.”

        — Franz Kafka

“No member of a crew is praised for the rugged individuality of his rowing.”

        — Ralph Waldo Emerson

“The future is already here – it is just unevenly distributed.”

        — William Gibson

“I don’t know why people are so keen to put the details of their private life in public; they forget that invisibility is a superpower.”

        — Banksy

“Losers quit when they’re tired. Winners quit when they’ve won.”

        — Unknown

“They make it look so easy. Connecting with another human being. It’s like no one told them it’s the hardest thing in the world.”

        — Dexter, “The Big One”

“Babies are such a nice way to start people.”

        — Don Herrold

“If Tetris has taught me anything, it’s that errors pile up and accomplishments disappear.”

        — Mana (@damana)

“I saw `cout’ being shifted “Hello world” times to the left and stopped right there.”

        — Steve Gonedes

“One accurate measurement is worth more than a thousand expert opinions.”

        — Grace Hopper