“Forgiveness is a virtue of the brave.”

        — Indira Gandhi

“If your ship doesn’t come in, swim out to it.”

        — Jonathan Winters

“There is no failure. Only feedback.”

        — Robert Allen

“Too many parents make life hard for their children by trying, too zealously, to make it easy for them.”

        — Johann von Goethe

“No man is a failure who is enjoying life.”

        — William Feather

“If I had to live my life again, I’d make the same mistakes, only sooner.”

        — Tallulah Bankhead

“The grass may be greener on the other side of the fence, but you still have to mow it.”

        — Unknown

The phrase, “Don’t take this the wrong way,” has a zero percent success rate.

        — Neal Brennan (@nealbrennan)

“War does not determine who is right, only who is left.”

        — Bertrand Russell

“The man who makes no mistakes does not usually make anything.”

        — Edward Phelps

“Process is an embedded reaction to prior stupidity.”

        — Clay Shirky

“Don’t fall in love, Odie. You already act stupid enough.”

        — Garfield (by Jim Davis)

“Money may talk, but chocolate sings.”

        — Unknown

“I’d rather regret the things I have done than the things I haven’t done.”

        — Lucille Ball

“English is already a fairly succinct language, but it appears to be succinctering.”

        — Steve Yegge (@Steve_Yegge)

“If you can put an axe through it, it’s hardware; if you want to put an axe through it, it’s software.”

        — Unknown

“Life is not about waiting for the storms to pass… it’s about learning how to dance in the rain.”

        — Vivian Greene

“One reason a dog can be such a comfort when you’re feeling blue is that he doesn’t try to find out why.”

        — Unknown

“Life is not a matter of holding good cards, but sometimes, playing a poor hand well.”

        — Jack London

“I mean seriously, aren’t there days when you’d rather open an artery than check your email?”

        — J. Michael Straczynski (@straczynski)

“Take from the altars of the past the fire – not the ashes.”

        — Jean Jaures