“If we want users to like our software we should design it to behave like a likeable person: respectful, generous and helpful.”

        — Alan Cooper

“It is useless for sheep to pass resolutions in favour of vegetarianism while wolves remain of a different opinion.”

        — William Ralph Inge

“Three words, eight letters, three syllables, five vowels, three consonants, two nouns, one emotion, many meanings, a big lie, a rare truth: I LOVE YOU!”

        — MJ (@_iamMJ)

“The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.”

        — Unknown

“Lead me not into temptation; I can find the way myself.”

        — Rita Mae Brown

“I love that sound a metaphor makes as it begins to fall apart.”

        — Mark Ryall (@markryall)

“I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.”

        — Sigmund Freud

“You never change things by fighting the existing reality. To change something, build a new model that makes the existing model obsolete.”

        — Richard Buckminster Fuller

“A society grows great when old men plant trees whose shade they know they shall never sit in.”

        — Greek proverb

“If nothing changed, there’d be no butterflies.”

        — Unknown

“I’m toying with the idea of becoming a useful member of society.”

        — Wally from Dilbert, by Scott Adams

“Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop and look around every once in a while, you just might miss it.”

        — Ferris Bueller’s Day Off

“Everyone likes somebody who gets to the point quickly.”

        — David Cain

“Never tell me the sky’s the limit when there are footprints on the moon.”

        — Unknown

“The number of those who undergo the fatigue of judging for themselves is very small indeed.”

        — Richard Brinsley Sheridan, The Critic

“On the eighth day God created twitter and then all hell broke loose.”

        — Marcus Brown

“People always call it luck when you’ve acted more sensibly than they have.”

        — Anne Tyler

“Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.”

        — Unknown

“No matter how big and bad you are, when a two year old hands you a toy phone, you answer it.”

        — Unknown

“The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place.”

        — George Bernard Shaw

“Sticks in a bundle are unbreakable.”

        — Kenyan proverb