“The problem with quick and dirty, is that the dirty remains long after the quick has been forgotten.”

        — Steve C McConnell

“Progress always involves risks. You can’t steal second base and keep your foot on first.”

        — Frederick B. Wilcox

“If you’re the smartest person in the room, you’re in the wrong room.”

        — Unknown

“To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funny bone.”

        — Reba McEntire

“In the arithmetic of love, one plus one equals everything, and two minus one equals nothing.”

        — Mignon McLaughlin

“I see dance being used as communication between body and soul, to express what is too deep to find for words.”

        — Ruth St. Denis

“Growth for growth’s sake is the ideology of the cancer cell.”

        — Edward Abbey

“It’s better to crash into a nap than to nap into a crash.”

        — Unknown

“Technology doesn’t make us dumb. It just allows us to make others aware of how dumb we are.”

        — Caprice Crane (@capricecrane)

“If we decide the real world is wrong because it does not match our lab, we are not doing science, we are doing economics.”

        — Linux.conf.au 2012

“If God has created us in His image, we have more than returned the compliment.”

        — Voltaire

“If cats looked like frogs we’d realise what nasty, cruel little bastards they are. Style. That’s what people remember.”

        — Terry Pratchett, Lords and Ladies

(RIP)

“Grant me the serenity to accept the code I cannot change, the courage to refactor the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference.”

        — Unknown

“A man never stands as tall as when he kneels to help a child.”

        — The Knights of Pythagoras

“You can’t wake a person who is pretending to be asleep.”

        — Navajo Proverb

“Decaffeinated coffee is the devil’s blend.”

        — Unknown

“Much good work is lost for the lack of a little more.”

        — Edward H. Harriman

“There is no greater disability in society, than the inability to see a person as more.”

        — Robert M. Hensel

“One doesn’t discover new lands without consenting to lose sight of the shore for a very long time.”

        — Andre Gide

“The world doesn’t care how many times you fall down, as long as it’s one fewer than the number of times you get back up.”

        — Aaron Sorkin #

“The day Microsoft makes something that doesn’t suck is probably the day they start making vacuum cleaners.”

        — Ernst Jan Plugge

“By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll be happy. If you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.”

        — Socrates