“You know you’re in love when you can’t fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.”

        — Dr. Seuss A.K.A. Theodore Giesel

“Chaotic action is preferable to orderly inaction.”

        — Will Rogers

“It always takes longer than you expect, even when you take into account Hofstadter’s Law.”

        — Hofstadter’s Law

“A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams.”

        — John Barrymore

“Flattery is all right so long as you don’t inhale.”

        — Adlai E. Stevenson

“Winners win and losers have meetings.”

        — Ozzie Guillen

“Smile, it is the key that fits the lock of everybody’s heart.”

        — Anthony D’Angelo

“It’s only impossible if you stop to think about it!”

        — The Pirates! Band of Misfits

“Don’t judge each day by the harvest you reap but by the seeds that you plant.”

        — Robert Louis Stevenson

“HTTP is the dial tone of the web.”

        — Chris Tucker

“Never let your sense of morals get in the way of doing what’s right.”

        — Isaac Asimov

“With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine. However, this is not necessarily a good idea.”

        — R. Callon, RFC1925: The Twelve Networking Truths

“One man with courage makes a majority.”

        — Andrew Jackson

“I don’t wanna live in a city where the only cultural advantage is that you can make a right turn on a red light.”

        — Woody Allen

“Kindness in words creates confidence; kindness in thinking creates profoundness; kindness in giving creates love.”

        — Lao Tzu

“Design without a cost target is just art class”

        — Clothing designer from Nike

“Yesterday. All those backups seemed a waste of pay. Now my database has gone away. Oh, I believe in yesterday.”

        — Ben Simo (@QualityFrog)

“What little food grows here is tough and tasteless. The people that grow here, even more so.”

        — Hiccup, How to Train Your Dragon

“The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to begin it.”

        — W. M. Lewis

“A cynic is a person searching for an honest man, with a stolen lantern.”

        — Edgar A. Shoaff

“If we cannot be clever, we can always be kind.”

        — Alfred Fripp

“It is difficult to get a man to understand something when his salary depends upon his not understanding it.”

        — Upton Sinclair

“An idea not coupled with action will never get any bigger than the brain cell it occupied.”

        — Arnold H. Glasgow