“The wages of sin are death, but after they take the taxes out, it’s more like a tired feeling.”

        — Paula Poundstone

“How wonderful it is that nobody need wait a single moment before starting to improve the world.”

        — Anne Frank

“If there were an antisocial networking site, I might join, but what would be the point?”

        — Annoyed Librarian

“The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to begin it.”

        — W. M. Lewis

“He flung himself upon his horse and rode madly off in all directions.”

        — Stephen Leacock

“The highest reward for a man’s toil is not what he gets for it but what he becomes by it.”

        — John Ruskin

“It’s only impossible if you stop to think about it!”

        — The Pirates! Band of Misfits

“To love would be an awfully big adventure.”

        — J. M. Barrie (Peter Pan)

“Eat the first Skittle in the bag like it’s the last Skittle in the bag.”

        — David Tate (@mixteenth)

“Only those who risk going too far can possibly find out how far one can go.”

        — T. S. Eliot

“A man wrapped up in himself makes a very small package.”

        — Unknown

“The best thing to hold on to in life is each other.”

        — Audrey Hepburn

“In the arithmetic of love, one plus one equals everything, and two minus one equals nothing.”

        — Mignon McLaughlin

“Assumptions are the termites of relationships.”

        — Henry Winkler

“When you judge someone it doesn’t define who they are, it defines who you are”

        — Unknown

“No matter how big and bad you are, when a two year old hands you a toy phone, you answer it.”

        — Unknown

“Don’t look where you fall, but where you slipped.”

        — African Proverb

“Programming close to the hardware is bare metal. Programming close to javascript is bare stupid.”

        — Eamon Brosnan

“Twitter: It’s like release early, release often for thinking.”

        — Glyn Moody (Linux.conf.au 2010 keynote)

“A thousand words will not leave so deep an impression as one deed.”

        — Henrik Ibsen

“Never wear anything that panics the cat.”

        — P. J. O’Rourke

“It’s not your blue blood, your pedigree or your college degree. It’s what you do with your life that counts.”

        — Millard Fuller