“It’s hard to be a James Bond in an Abbott and Costello world.”

        — Unknown

“Interpretive dance, when it succeeds, is still a failure.”

        — Toby Hede, “Things I have learned from a lifetime of failure” Ignite Melbourne 2010

“Some people are like slinkies – not really good for anything, but they bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.”

“The more we sweat in peace the less we bleed in war.”

        — Vijaya Lakshmi Pandit

It amazes me that the same people that consider “developers” fungible are upset when the resources consider them equally exchangeable.

        — Torbjörn Gyllebring (@drunkcod)

“A company that focuses solely on profits ultimately betrays both itself and society.”

        — Bill Hewlett and David Packard

Just in time for Christmas, Q4TD is now available on Google Plus!

“Learning to ignore things is one of the great paths to inner peace”

        — Robert J. Sawyer

“I am in favour of preserving the French habit of kissing ladies’ hands - after all, one must start somewhere.”

        — Sacha Guitry

“Process is an embedded reaction to prior stupidity.”

        — Clay Shirky

“Christmas is not a time nor a season, but a state of mind.”

        — Calvin Coolidge

“People who say it cannot be done should not interrupt those who are doing it.”

        — George Bernard Shaw

“As a nation we are dedicated to keeping physically fit – and parking as close to the stadium as possible.”

        — Bill Vaughan

“Never ruin an apology with an excuse.”

        — Kimberly Johnson

“Sticks in a bundle are unbreakable.”

        — Kenyan proverb

“Preconceived notions are the locks on the door to wisdom.”

        — Merry Browne

“As we express our gratitude, we must never forget that the highest appreciation is not to utter words, but to live by them.”

        — John F. Kennedy

“There are three rules for writing a novel. Unfortunately, no one knows what they are.”

        — William Somerset Maugham

“As for butter versus margarine, I trust cows more than chemists.”

        — Joan Gussow

“If you lend someone twenty dollars, and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.”

        — Unknown

“I didn’t say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.”

        — Unknown

“English is already a fairly succinct language, but it appears to be succinctering.”

        — Steve Yegge (@Steve_Yegge)

“A committee is a cul-de-sac down which ideas are lured and then quietly strangled.”

        — Barnett Cocks