“Bore: A man who deprives you of solitude without providing you with company.”

        — Gian Vincenzo Gravina

“There is no failure. Only feedback.”

        — Robert Allen

“I have always imagined that paradise will be a kind of library.”

        — Jorge Luis Borges

“People who say it cannot be done should not interrupt those who are doing it.”

        — George Bernard Shaw

“No individual raindrop considers itself responsible for the flood.”

        — Unknown

“No man drowns if he perseveres in praying to God, and can swim.”

        — Russian Proverb

“The biggest mistake men make is thinking they have to even remotely understand what it is that they’re apologising for.”

        — Caprice Crane (@CapricecCrane)

“In the arithmetic of love, one plus one equals everything, and two minus one equals nothing.”

        — Mignon McLaughlin

“Fortunately excitement is one of the contagious things children carry.”

        — Tatu Saloranta (@cowtowncoder)

“A man is called selfish not for pursuing his own good, but for neglecting his neighbour’s.”

        — Richard Whately

“I don’t know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.”

        — Bill Cosby

“C++ is history repeated as tragedy. Java is history repeated as farce.”

        — Scott McKay

“The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.”

        — Unknown

“Tomorrow is often the busiest day of the week”

        — Spanish Proverb

“If some people got their rights they would complain of being deprived of their wrongs.”

        — Oliver Herford

“May you get to Heaven a half hour before the Devil knows you’re dead.”

        — Irish Blessing

“The quickest way for a parent to get a child’s attention is to sit down and look comfortable.”

        — Lane Olinghouse

“Sometimes you just have to jump out the window and grow wings on the way down.”

        — Ray Bradbury

“Stupidity on the Internet is there for everyone to see for all times in perpetuity.”

        — Ron Kuby

“Process is an embedded reaction to prior stupidity.”

        — Clay Shirky

“It isn’t the mountains ahead that wear you out, it’s the grain of sand in your shoe.”

        — Unknown

“If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.”

        — Derek Bok

“Kindness is a language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.”

        — Mark Twain