“It isn’t the mountains ahead that wear you out, it’s the grain of sand in your shoe.”

        — Unknown

“The best way to sound like you know what you’re talking about is to know what you’re talking about.”

        — Unknown

Whenever my friends suggest going to a vegan restaurant, my first thought is, “what will I eat afterwards?”

        — David Siegel (@dvdsgl)

“Depression means you cannot enjoy cats on the Internet.”

        — Paul Fenwick (watch @pjf’s five minute talk on YouTube)

“Fear not that life shall come to an end, but rather fear that it shall never have a beginning.”

        — John Henry Cardinal Newman

“Establishing goals is all right if you don’t let them deprive you of interesting detours.”

        — Doug Larson

“The cat could very well be man’s best friend but would never stoop to admitting it.”

        — Doug Larson

“It’s nice to be important, but it’s more important to be nice.”

        — John Cassis

“Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn’t music.”

        — William Stafford

“There are only two kinds of [programming] languages: the ones people complain about and the ones nobody uses.”

        — Bjarne Stroustrup

“Technology doesn’t make us dumb. It just allows us to make others aware of how dumb we are.”

        — Caprice Crane (@capricecrane)

“There are only two kinds of [programming] languages: the ones people complain about and the ones nobody uses.”

        — Bjarne Stroustrup

“I didn’t say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.”

        — Unknown

“The only things that are certain in life are death and taxes and my murderous rage if you don’t order your own fries and keep eating mine.”

        — Caprice Crane (@capricecrane)

“Adulthood is like the vet, and we’re all the dogs that were excited for the car ride until we realized where we’re going.”

        — Stephanie McMaster (@Smethanie)

“You’re making this too complicated when it’s really quite simple. All you have to do is make the software completely configurable so it can do whatever I need it to.”

        — Unknown, from Clients From Hell

“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the the universe.”

        — Albert Einstein

“Christmas is not a time nor a season, but a state of mind.”

        — Calvin Coolidge

“A society grows great when old men plant trees whose shade they know they shall never sit in.”

        — Greek proverb

“Forgiveness is a virtue of the brave.”

        — Indira Gandhi

“I have gained and lost the same ten pounds so many times over and over again my cellulite must have déjà vu.”

        — Jane Wagner

“If I agreed with you, we’d both be wrong.”

        — Unknown

“My mother loved children – she would have given anything if I had been one.”

        — Groucho Marx