“Money may talk, but chocolate sings.”

        — Unknown

“Consider the postage stamp: its usefulness consists in the ability to stick to one thing till it gets there.”

        — Josh Billings

“Establishing goals is all right if you don’t let them deprive you of interesting detours.”

        — Doug Larson

“You never truly understand concurrency until you’ve had your second child”

        — Old Erlang saying

“Stock photos are the bullet points of the twenty-first century.”

        — Martin Fowler

“I prefer the word homemaker, because housewife always implies that there may be a wife someplace else.”

        — Bella Abzug

“I am the inferior of any man whose rights I trample underfoot.”

        — Horace Greeley

“With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine. However, this is not necessarily a good idea.”

        — R. Callon, RFC1925: The Twelve Networking Truths

“Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.”

        — Unknown

“Being realistic is the most commonly travelled road to mediocrity.”

        — Will Smith

“The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place.”

        — George Bernard Shaw

“Golf is a lot of walking, broken up by disappointment and bad arithmetic.”

        — Unknown

“There are those that avoid failure, and those that seek success; those that avoid complexity, and those that seek simplicity.”

        — Simon Harris (@haruki_zaemon)

“It is good for us to keep some account of our prayers, that we may not unsay them in our practice.”

        — Matthew Henry

“I saw `cout’ being shifted “Hello world” times to the left and stopped right there.”

        — Steve Gonedes

“Parents often talk about the younger generation as if they didn’t have anything to do with it.”

        — Haim Ginott

“Courage is tiny pieces of fear all glued together.”

        — Irisa Hail

“A good wife always forgives her husband when she’s wrong.”

        — Rodney Dangerfield

“Weekends are a bit like rainbows; they look good from a distance but disappear when you get up close to them.”

        — John Shirley

“Compatibility means deliberately repeating other people’s mistakes.”

        — David Wheeler

“I can’t understand why people are frightened of new ideas. I’m frightened of the old ones.”

        — John Cage

“A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.”

        — William Faulkner

“Any emotion, if it is sincere, is involuntary.”

        — Mark Twain