“It’s hard to be a James Bond in an Abbott and Costello world.”

        — Unknown

“A bend in the road is not the end of the road… unless you fail to make the turn.”

        — Unknown

“The art of taxation consists in so plucking the goose as to get the most feathers with the least hissing.”

        — Jean Baptiste Colbert

“Kindness is a language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.”

        — Mark Twain

“Indecision becomes decision with time.”

        — Unknown

“When I was young, I used to admire intelligent people; as I grow older, I admire kind people.”

        — Abraham Joshua Heschel

“To many people virtue consists chiefly in repenting faults, not in avoiding them.”

        — Georg Christoph Lichtenberg

“Political speeches are like steer horns. A point here, a point there, and a lot of bull in between.”

        — Alfred E. Neuman

“Mother is the name for God in the lips and hearts of little children.”

        — William Makepeace Thackeray

“The greater danger for most of us is not that our aim is too high and we miss it, but that it is too low and we reach it.”

        — Michelangelo Buonarroti

“The truth does not change according to our ability to stomach it.”

        — Flannery O’Connor

“Programming is 10% science, 20% ingenuity, and 70% getting the ingenuity to work with the science.”

        — Unknown

“Life is a great big canvas, and you should throw all the paint on it you can.”

        — Danny Kaye

“I mean seriously, aren’t there days when you’d rather open an artery than check your email?”

        — J. Michael Straczynski (@straczynski)

“You have reached the Internal Revenue Service. To confess in English, press one…”

        — Ziggy by Tom Wilson

“Love is a gross exaggeration of the difference between one person and everybody else.”

        — George Bernard Shaw

“Someday humanity will defeat Skynet by installing iTunes and McAfee on it.”

        — Lowell (@howtogeek)

“Life is a great big canvas, and you should throw all the paint on it you can.”

        — Danny Kaye

“What little food grows here is tough and tasteless. The people that grow here, even more so.”

        — Hiccup, How to Train Your Dragon

“Middle names exist so kids have a clear indication when they are in big trouble.”

        — Michael Lopp (@rands)

“As long as a word remains unspoken, you are it’s master once you utter it, you are it’s slave.”

        — Solomon Ibn Gabirol

“My problem lies in reconciling my gross habits with my net income.”

        — Errol Flynn