“Decaffeinated coffee is the devil’s blend.”

        — Unknown

“The biggest mistake men make is thinking they have to even remotely understand what it is that they’re apologising for.”

        — Caprice Crane (@CapricecCrane)

“We are all worms, but I do believe I am a glowworm.”

        — Winston Churchill

“It’s easier to act your way into a new way of thinking than to think your way into a new way of acting.”

        — Millard Fuller

“You can’t build a reputation on what you intend to do.”

        — Liz Smith

“When there was only one set of footprints in the sand, that was when I bailed because you wouldn’t stop talking about your gluten allergy.”

        — Caprice Crane (@capricecrane)

“Be curious, not judgemental.”

        — Walt Whitman

“Everyone thinks of changing the world, but no one thinks of changing himself.”

        — Leo Tolstoy

“Anti-intellectualism has been a constant thread winding its way through our political and cultural life, nurtured by the false notion that democracy means that ‘my ignorance is just as good as your knowledge.’”

        — Isaac Asimov

“The grass may be greener on the other side of the fence, but you still have to mow it.”

        — Unknown

“Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance.”

        — Sam Brown

“Git gets easier once you get the basic idea that branches are homeomorphic endofunctors mapping submanifolds of a Hilbert space.”

        — Isaac Wolkerstorfer (@agnoster)

“I am not afraid of storms for I am learning how to sail my ship.”

        — Louisa May Alcott

“It’s a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water.”

        — Franklin P. Jones

“Who is more foolish, the child afraid of the dark or the man afraid of the light?”

        — Maurice Freehill