“It is wise to keep in mind that no success or failure is necessarily final.”

        — Unknown

“It would be far easier to lose weight permanently if replacement parts weren’t so handy in the refrigerator.”

        — Hugh Allen

“There is more to life than increasing its speed.”

        — Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi

“Nothing astonishes men so much as common sense and plain dealing.”

        — Ralph Waldo Emerson

“I like the word ‘indolence’. It makes my laziness seem classy.”

        — Bern Williams

“A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams.”

        — John Barrymore

“Not ignorance, but ignorance of ignorance, is the death of knowledge.”

        — Alfred North Whitehead

“No member of a crew is praised for the rugged individuality of his rowing.”

        — Ralph Waldo Emerson

“The Internet is a marvellous tool for finding solutions to problems I never had prior to the Internet.”

        — Unknown

“All glory comes from daring to begin.”

        — Eugene F. Ware

“No matter what amazing things you accomplish or how fantastic you are, a cat will always think it is better than you.”

        — Caprice Crane (@capricecrane)

“Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation leans on the doorbell.”

        — Unknown

“Think like a man of action, act like a man of thought.”

        — Henri Louis Bergson

“The diminutive chains of habit are seldom heavy enough to be felt till they are too strong to be broken.”

        — Samuel Johnson

/* Sometimes I believe the compiler ignores all my comments. */

        — Unknown Programmer

“All speech is vain and empty unless it be accompanied by action.”

        — Demosthenes

“Don’t anthropomorphise computers. They hate it.”

        — Unknown

“There are two rules for success: 1. Never tell everything you know.”

        — Roger H. Lincoln

“Sometimes you’re the windshield, and sometimes you’re the bug.”

        — Mark Knopfler

“You can tell whether a man is clever by his answers. You can tell whether a man is wise by his questions.”

        — Naguib Mahfouz

“People tend to make rules for others and exceptions for themselves.”

        — Unknown

“If we want users to like our software we should design it to behave like a likeable person: respectful, generous and helpful.”

        — Alan Cooper